Billy.Barbados

i feel like your alarm clock plays this in the morning

that's his ring tone

this thread makes me wish i was back in miami, much better prices and selection than tampa.

still amazed by what you hide under there. slighthomo.

no batti boy, yo.

i can't believe he thinks that is dressing for success.

Being a white dude, myself, if I created a thread called "The 'Ax a Black Dude' Thread vers. 2.0," would that be frowned upon?

you sho nuff can do dat dere mistah quinnskimo

sometimes i want to do the white like me thing that eddie murphy did on snl.

fried goat

?Mark and I are roadtripping from San Francisco to San Diego to Vegas to see the Hatton-Pacquiao fight.

My loins quiver in anticipation.

that will be a good fight. i'm going with split decision to manny.

im about to get sharpton on his ass and see who gets the last laugh.

churches has honey butter biscuits. this kills kfcs biscuits any day.

the only thing kfc has going for it is sauceless wings and mac and cheese.

I eat pretty clean and lift 3 times a week.. but can't get rid of the fat around my belly

more cardio?

I suggest you start doing HIIT and refine your diet.

Why do White women love Black men?

we have big dicks and rhythm

why do you like the same looking girls all the time?

are you talking about the skinny blonde white girls?

white girls are the only girls i know that will be 90 pounds talking some shit about losing weight. lol

why would white people rather funnel money to a far off place they will never see/go to, but frown upon social aid to poverty ridden minorities in their own cities/communities?

the real question is; how do they think we're supposed to be equally successful as them when they have hundreds of years as a head start? hell no.

why cant you guys control your kids in public?

they do, they put their jits on a leash lol

nigga u a fuckin prematures dead babbyfetus with FAS

if u think KFC is better than Church's

my sentiments exactly.

why do white people think black people love kfc? popeyes and churchs is better.

if you're going to stereotype us at least say we like some good fried chicken. damn

what is your response to white people who make "dress as a black person/anyotherminority" theme parties

these happen about every year here

it depends man. some shit i may laugh at but other shit i might be real rude about. i can laugh at a joke but i'm not about to laugh when i'm made into a joke.

I don't have many fun facts.

1:my family and i moved to america from haiti when i was 10

2:at times when i'm at the store i act like i don't know english

which rapper do black ppl actually believe? who is considered lying/exaggerating the least?

TRICK DADDY!!!! could be a miami thing though.

on some real shit i dont give a fuck about them i just listen to the music. the way i see it is if they were really doing it like they rap about they wouldnt be a rapper right now. but some definitely keep it real more than others.

street cred? I dont know why that term keeps on coming up you're probably messing with some trashy ass girls. Most white girls I know want nothing to do with the term "Street Cred" lol trust me.

i'm saying the rich white girls down here only call your ass up for dope and to tell all their friends they chilled with a black dude. you know what im saying? i live in florida though so things might be different here.

only the middle class and lower white girls fuck with brothers down here. i think the rich ones are scared they might get grounded or some shit lol

4- i have "two" tongues

you have two tongues?

she has potential

for 40 y/o black guys

if she has a car they could drive

and if she has a debit card for them to abuse

a big girl is the hood version of the bail out for real.

I dont know about CWG's but it works in black guys favor too. Once upon a time you could get killed for even looking at a white woman, so its just like damn I have to do it, some urge over you lol.

fucking with most white girls is hard because all they think of you as is a way to get street cred.

fuck a barbados

As long as it's Billy Barbados, I'm all for it.