Billy.Barbados

im so tired of diet gimmicks. made for fat lazy women who are too lazy to eat healthy or goto the gym so they think some magic noodles are gonna help them :/

I like eating healthy, it only gets better as you get more skilled culinarily. Some people think starving themselves is what's healthy to do to lose weight, but I get to eat 6+ times a day and it's all good meals. I bet the main people to buy those noodles will be fat people that want the illusion of eating healthy.

I was thinking along the lines of "it speeds up your metabolism for the day..." or something-rather. I've heard something like that before.

And really? Run without eating ANYTHING? I'd die!

depends on what you do for cardio. i'd say running with a light meal is the best, i'll have a little bit of oatmeal/glycocharge then do some HIIT/two miles, shower, and then actually eat breakfast.

i edited, will it work so i kan haz nigerian hair?

There's an 100% chance it might work.

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i want to rogaine my head. will it work?

There's an 100% chance it might work.

i have respect for the exes but i wanna blow this thread up hard.

Yeah, that's my problem.

i'd say humpty dumpty

but you may be right

LOL

The worst is that dude Plies, I seen that brother without a hat on and he's going bald for real. I know he's making a lot of money from rapping about eating coochie, that man needs to invest in some Rogaine or some shit.

thoughts on this?

http://www.miraclenoodle.com/index.html

I don't really see the point of eating them, unless you want to go low/no carb for some odd reason.

does jeezy think hes important or something. he seems to have an inflated self worth (more so than most rappers usually have)

Who knows what's going on in that big ass Cadbury egg looking head of his.

^ pfft..

whenever I go to my dominican girl house her mom stay cookin for me

i'm treated like a king

*grabs some moro and chicharrones*

That's always how it's, unless you're getting with some Americanized ass Spanish broads.

my best friend is cuban, former miss teen Rhode island, she silly hot

I like them because they're always really sweet and want to cook for you and shit, sometime the other ones will be on some black girl bullshit. I think I might just be biased towards them from living in Miami.

Cuban girls are the way to go.

both pr chicks i banged were from the bronx

word my girl now is black and she wigs out on me constantly. takes it out on my clothes too

You have to be more aggressive than them just to keep your sanity, shit is ridiculous. The funny thing is when really meek dudes get with the aggressive black girls, I almost feel sorry for them.

i can imagine but i bet those broads are crazy in the head

LOL

Black girls are the worst on terms of craziness, especially Jamaican girls. Most of the Spanish girls I know are sweet, they'll cook and clean for you. If you try to argue with them you better be ready to have them yell shit at you in Spanish though.

she reminds me of my homegirl maya, not as hot but +1 none the less

Down in Miami you see girls like that nonstop, which is exactly why I plan on moving back.

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can't rep

newaze dino, if you care about it, don't fuck with it yourself

just spend the $$ on the cleaner

(idk if it's b/c of that that or some other issue that you're so resistant, no pun intended)

and change your goddamn pants or wear a napkin next time

this is why i can't have nice things btw

I also recommend just taking them to the cleaners

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I got violated by a fat girl today.

crazy rican from back in the day. 19 in that pic but a woman's body amazing titties whut

she was playing with my junk with her foot while i was taking this pic

BIlly Barbados approves.

no

but I myself am doing the same exact thing

while watching x-men though so I don't feel so alone

wow..

someone kill me

That's just sad. Please tell me you're not pausing the movie so you can attempt to have a conversation with the characters!

nigga let me ask you this. if bitch slip tongue on butt during some bomb head, is that on some gay shit

LOL

Anything involving your booty hole is gay shit. If a girl did that to me I'd push her head away and make her use some mouthwash.

One roommate played country music so loud that our black neighbors threw a brick in his upstairs window. That is a fond memory actually.

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LOL

I can't blame them, every time I hear country music I know some shit is about to go down. It's crucial to strike first.

In the immortal words of Tupac, "you are appreciated"

With the mat and everything, that's some straight up yoga shit. About to meditate and fornicate at the same time.

really? fuck, what is going to happen? The guy said there is a flaw on the boots I sold him but they are distressed leather boots. He did not request any additional pictures at all. what the fuck??!?!

Take the money and send him the song Life's A Bitch by Nas.

word

changing the subject:

can i leave a fruit smoothie in a lidded styrofoam cup in the fridge overnight? it's got like powdered supplement stuff in it

Yeah, just stir it or something before you drink it, it'll probably settle overnight.

also he can never have a normal life again

dont get me wrong he gets more money and better girls than me and makes better music than me but being a celebrity must be so fucking miserable

I'll admit this; I like the fact that he doesn't try to rap about crime since he knows that wasn't part of his life.

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That makes me want to find a Sega Genesis and get my Mortal Kombat on.

show dude some respect

It's hard to respect someone that wants to be called Martin Louis the King JR, even if it was a joke.