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normally i just crack jokes and don't contribute, but dovo i'm so sorry. that shit really, really sucks

in other news,ya boy Nick Wooster tryna trade teams

Henceforth you shall be known as Darth... Wooster

#menswear stole my bike

like literally eat prepare how you want microwave fry steam whatever but yes

Nicki minaj, no?

britney fsho

would you rather get a hideous tattoo of a fat crusty ho covering your whole chest stomach torso everything and it glows in the dark and you can only wear see through shirts or literally eat said woman.

i mean u said u know her. like, do you know her well enough that she would tell you if she had the clap or like you know her like one time you had class with her ex's brother. i mean, i feel like if i was trying to get with a girl and i knew her it would be like i know her well enough that if it got to that point she would be like ok but i must warn you &c. &c.

lol but u kno that's kind of like normal people awkward i was expecting something more akward

like u kno, you were trying to tell that guy at the bar sorry for your friend but you can't look him in the eye so you accidentally stare at his girls crazy tits and like she gets scared or something and then like it ended up that was the girl you likes little sister and she was crying about it to her so she confronts you today

you know, some way awkward shit

omg first!

the only thing i afford to eat anymore is rice with some mix of tofu, vegetables and kimchi my step mom makes for me sometimes. most of the time just rice and kimchi.

that and like toast and peanut butter. ty housemates parents for growing avocados. ty friends who have meal plans for getting me into the dining hall at school. ty rice for always being delicious

I tell her keep me fly, but never buy me hilfiger.

Then just start talking to her slowly about mundane shit don't sit too close every day until it's ok to just sit next to her tell her something funny eventually but don't ask her out the first time she laughs eventually ask if she wants to get coffee or whatever.

Not saying it'll work she'll either like you or she won't but it could happen as long as you don't jump the gun or take too long.

And I mean, don't be too nice.

Day time I like nighttime but shits cold fuck that tryna go surfing

Only see in 1 frame a second or everything changes color every second, even with your eyes closed.

^im drunk but I honestly think the Denis system woul work in this case. She probs got low self esteem so get interested for a second then just like destroy any self esteem she had plus any attention you gave her fuck her rinse wash repeat.

I'm assuming you dgaf about her yeah?

Secod option is that I hate that that's a thing we do in our culture so take her out make her feel special don't talk about like or love or any of that sleep with her whatever don't do anything mean but stay rock and roll you know.

But you're asking for openings idk bro you're in class so just think of something mundane to ask her one day show up late sit next to her coz no other options or whatever who cares approach her like she's no big deal seriously don't approach approach at all and then just do that from time to time get her name get her number you know but start small.

i have a tortoise now and it's awesome so go tortoise

Your life is you can only play second life or world of Warcraft, that's your only thing you can do except important human functions

^ I already sleep most of my day away and 21 is in like five months so... Sleep 22/7

Can only communicate via twitter or have a cell phone glued to your face, permenantly.

Anyone know any good alternatives to locks for love? I've donated to them before but seeking a different charity this go round.

I think my brother donated to st baldrics

older dries van noten influence? ?

family

fuck immortality when the sun explodes and also everyone is dead and you're like an unevolved stupid lifeform. ie rich bitch boutta provide for the kids and own the planet

only be able to watch movies as media consumption or only able to read books?

Socially acceptable?

if it's boring it's not really even worth it. just buy some pomade and slick back your hair if you're scurred.

so yeah do it bro.

sort of avant garde?

year of the bear

I think in the us it's kind of stagnant right now? There's a lot of small tiny designers on the come up I think but a lot of them are still somewhat sophomoric.

But idk Japan is the future or at least has been so we will see if we move to that kind or scene with all of their small designers and what not...

That's not really avant garde per se but I just think we just need to wait right now... A lot of people are picking up garment related trades like sewing or whatever so I think it will happen just not right now and the economy is pushing people into making things but also making it hard for people to start...

army selects new camouflage patterns

http://m.military.com/news/article/army-selects-new-camouflage-patterns.html?esrc=dod.nl

haven't bought clothes except for some shorts at the thrift store for bjj in like two and a half years probably.

wearing the same old same old...

actually i think i bought one pair of for sale jeans like a year ago so barring that...