sawn-off chef

FLEX FLEX FLEX. realized it today at like 10 am and got too stoked.

Happy 10/17 BOW BOW BOW

lol @ posting yourself right in the worst thread

ahahahahahah

scott, update us as the night winds down

i wanna hear about this shit. lmao

Ended up going great, sister liked me, mom hugged me goodbye, bought a howlin scarf from her job, had a good conversation. Kinda embarrassed because I was BLATANTLY hammered while shopping. My alcoholism is getting bad, straight up. I ate 2 times in the past 4 days, drank around a half bottle each night.

I Don't Know What To Say Fuck

Her Mom Doesn't Speak English,

I Gave Directions From Downtown Brooklyn To Williamsburg.

Fuck I'm 16 drinks in and about to meet the new girls parents, fuck.

The past 2 nights may have been the most confusing, traumatic, and drunk nights of my life.

Jesus christ week from hell, last night was vicious.

Gonna post an update tomorrow maybe?

Girls swallow my wasabi

Still to this day.

Fallen Angels is ridiculously good, that perfect balance of high and street. Also really into 20's fit too.

scottem.tumblr.com

Resounding fuck yeah. Also, put in my bid for the knit, thanks sufu.

Cue fabolous - you be killin em

Pav, he already helped me try with it, nothing, anywhere in the fucking world.

there were a couple different iterations of that knit, I handled the exact one pictured at bloomies in '09, it's legit.

literally nowhere bought the fucking duck cloth in XS, and that makes me so upset.

wish that those were air force ones.

potentially. That being said, fortune cookies would actually be pretty rad and just funny as fuck. that or like, a fuck load of smirnoff ice in beer cozies so they didn't break, and you iced the entire fucking party

dime bags of coke, thats pretty sweet. It is gonna be in Brooklyn after all.

sadly I gotta sell that, too big for me, dropped weight :\

Will be worn under my down vest or down duffle

Well?