sounddumber

im white and if i had a sister i would never want her to get into a serious relationship with someone whose life is going nowhere

not just an asian thing

yes but you can go ''somewhere'' (happy, succesful, etc.) without harvard or wharton MBAs

puttin a condom on a banana =/= puttin a condom on your dick

my parents don't force that asian thing on us.

my gpa is well under 3.8...

you can say my sister's is too.

well no hate but your parents are obviously bullshittin a reason to make your sister break up and since they prolly dont wanna blame on the age gap...

cause community college + working at the same time is not the end of the world

prom was horrible

bad buffet, dipped with my haitian dus and went to mcds

i was 16 at the time

yomp. why?

cause this whole ''if you dont go to XYZ university and get a >3.8 GPA youll never go anywhere'' speech seems to be a strong asian trait

^ are you asian?

thats pretty creepy.

80% of sufu meet mr waffles. mr waffles meet 80% of sufu.

correct answer is

scarface??? 10char

lol nice try but no

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and gladly i take you as my lawfully wedded wife

never divorce me, i promise to treat you right

keep you satisfied, never lie, help you grow

my legal tender, lovely federal reserve note

stack bundles RIP

ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssquad up

^ lol alannah rae is like the clean version of barbie cummings

got a 50 and some money

and my bitch she looks like buffy

sittin in my jacuzzi

floatin with my rubber duckie

for christmas i bought her a puppy

she love it more than me

tryin to put me under spell

she told me ''sounddumber

i dont drink that henny straight

mix that shit with ginger ale''

^ this man knows, the french ones are actually kinda funny

^ killer of sheep

edit - answer to gramps' pic is ''killer of sheep''

there will be no women on my spaceship

who are you? pharrell?

People who overprice their shit...just as bad as reselling

lowballers

some dude offered me $15 shipped for a $65 sweater

anything good going on in mtl for the long weekend

- k-os, may 14th

- recession sales

- coked up hipsters

GGbcMpHChe0

this aint facebook

theres over 30k bums in this fuckin city