sounddumber

I'm coming to montreal in December and I want personal recommendations for:

best poutine

best smoked meat sandwich

best smallish bar. (not a total dive, but not a club pls)

Is there anyhting else I should be doing/eating/seeing?

Thanks in advance guys!

best poutine = belle pro

best smoked meat = schwartz

best smallish bar = blue dog aka thugz mansion

jesus christ man

you guys are idiots

you can find most of that stuff, in various forms, either full or incomplete at porn stream sites

NOT THAT HARD

www.tube8.com

www.dump.com

www.spankwire.com

www.xnxx.com

www.pornhub.com

sneaking in heiny inside a movie theater to watch zack & miki make a porno is quite nice

it was a ~2 year old baby with a weight clamped to his dick. You still wanna see it?

it was a cell phone clamped to his dick.

DO YOU KNOW ME?

NO.

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

chink, do you have a vagina? you care way too much about other people.

edit - im a ped according to headcoat

75% off everything @ goodfoot this week

ministre des affaires populaires?

tu veux dire ministère amer peut-être?

I GOT CARDED AT FOUFOU (that bar next to metropolis) CAUSE I LOOK FOREIGN. there are like 13 year old hipster chicks in there.

PWN3D

wrong. those chicks are 15 year old.

Saturday night, picked up a couple quarts earlier. Shit on the right is fucking ridiculous, already smoked a couple j's of it. I think it's Jack. Stuff on the left is REALLY lemony, haven't tried it yet. Gonna roll a blunt now

as long as you stay away from that cheap weed pushers sell on mont-royal.

smoke kush, drink heiny.

it doesn't get any better than that.

mon médaillon touche à mon pénis

- roi heenok

Schwartz is on the list, as well looking for maybe something a bit more upscale, and the best poutine in the city.

schwartz is really overrated. don't believe the hype.