sounddumber

Probably. I'll take my kids when I'm a geezer and they'll probably feel the same because I'll raise them with elitist values and convince them that Montreal is and always will be a second rate metropolitan city. That and the fact that I will spoil my children on a lifestyle of excess and wealth that I never had, so they'll just jetset from city to city, checking them off like clues in a international game of Guess Who. They'll be like little Oliver Zahm's.

du

you spent a year in community college

how you gon be elitist?

arent you seein someone elses sloppy seconds?

how you gon be elitist?

doggy u soundn broker n broker

^r u poor?

du

you remind me of dunkin donuts

you fucking cream puff du

ur a bitchmade canuck honkey with a nigger mouth

go pour me some maple syzrup trick, im down 4 pancakes

so does icandunkonu win?

also,

I hate to break it to you, but you can't defeat sounddumber guys... he has somehow like created a fortress of his own ignorance and dumbshittedness that is impenatrable. it's like we are living in dreamland and he has unlimited ammo or some shit

he only responds like, "fall back" or "you gay" or "realest on sufu"

the only way to slay him is if like all the rep supergods like neg raped him @ once

its sounddumber city and i got the keys to the bakery

Lemme tell u somethin lil nigga.

Im not justifying SHIT to a lil horse face nigga like urself.

imma put it this way:

I AM NOT A PIMP

whats your argument again?

you got emotions

youse a bitch

next

lol

says the white kid from the suburbs of Montreal, which is essentially one large suburb with a few skyscrapers.

the biggest simp in history goes to.... sounddumber!

i think you do not know what the fuck is a simp

a simp is someone who puts vagina on a pedestal

class dismissed

u silly little hoe i giv a fuck about ur mooga or a punjab working 7-11. nigga i met terry kiennedy at the belmont and that coon nigga did not fuckin impress me. dont u worry crab ive been places. it gets cold where u live right? they got a couple boutiques out there huh? a few nice things thats the talk of the town? 1 or 2 celeb that goes holiday sometimes up there? real cute.

ur nothin major boy, aint nobody major with u, aint nothin major around you thats our fundamental difference. u liv in the shallow end, where im at theres no floating allowed. a lot different from the piss water ur gulping everyday u wake up

daydreaming? nigga what do u know about bitches? most imporantly what do u know about MY bitches? nigga never compare the ostentatious gifts from god that i get my dick wet with to the little ducks that make yours fall off. what your markass eats definitly dont make me shit.

stick w/ jeep, atleast he wont hurt ur feelings. in hte meantime go find a dipset gif to jerk off to, lord knows u didnt sign up to the contest. fuckface.

fuuck it must be that time of the year. chick i can probably say i am the closest to love to in my life just came by for the 3rd time this week. huge deal cause im lucky to see her twice a month. we just 20 minutes ago had the deepest conversation face to face about how we feel about eachtother. ive known her for 4 years and its seriously one of those situations you could write a novel to.

i still have no idea how this is gonna turn out

simp ass nigga

sounddumber v gouf

should at least be more exciting than

jeep v sounddumber

i dont give a fuck if its me vs the world

i dont sugar my shit for nobody

your like one of my morning shits your moms shoulda swallowed you. u dont kno me bitch and if u want to it can happin when the fuk ever il take time out of my busy schedule to let u kno whats up boy.

busy schedule?

youve been daydreamin about the same bitch for 4 years now

i put mooga youre one of those dus who work at 7-11 and dickride terry kennedy all day

hop off from my wave cause its gonna be a tsunami, simp

we have problems. watch your canadian trick ass mouth bitch.

dont give a fuck about your weak ass bitch made city or if your skin is the color of infant shit. leave whit out of your faggot ass insults

LOS ANGELES 90036 WE CAN HAVE IT IF YOU WANT IT CRAB COME ON DOWN

youre like a icandunkonu, jr.

fuck outta here, fuckboy

Yeah, I'm down with anyone who fights poseurs outside Uniqlo. Would do it morning noon and night if it paid the bills.

watch me break dus jaws like my haitian dus break the law

you forgot fuckface

youre a fuckface

deepthroat my shit, bitch

We need more intellectual convos about louis xiv, napoleon, and napoleon III back there. They're dope dudes. We can even use big words and shit. It'd be dope

i rather keep 40s on me for hella bitchy dus

and by 40s i aint talkin bout shawn kemp or old e

lol I did ask kissi and he thinks its mighty funny you'd challenge me. I never said you were a fraud, just said you made me laugh doggie.

Believe me, I've met the devil. His name's John Brandow.

come on doggie, thats not what he said

haha

hahahaaha

ohohohoh

heeheheh

you tickle me in a special way dumber

the kind of way where I know if we really met, we'd be the best of friends.

ask your boy jkissi to know if im a fraud, he done did meet me

i aint got beef with nobody but the devil, if you du want that youll damn sure go meet him

no I beat you because I'm not the kind of person to sounddumber than someone else

you also seemed to have invented your own language, curious...

it is what it is

a montreal du doing what montreal dus do

realest du on sufu vs simp ass du

you aint bestin shit

yo

gonna be honest

sounddumber has consistency

regardless of whether he wants to fight me, hyphy, or 10000 other members of this board.

same with jmat

can't deny consistency when you see it.

i dont sugar my shit for nobody and for nothing

who-the-fuck-are-you

bitchass canadian skinny twig pussy cock smoker

come in peace or leave in pieces

all im sayin is this beef shit is like the twilight zone, theres no way out

so fall back

that's why it's so entertaining

I've bested dumber already

and had many draws with matsu-san, who I'm cool with

but they never cease to entertain.

you beat me at usin big words, b

at the end of the day, i still get mooga, eat $20 smoked sandwiches

and most importantly, take your bitches and ask you ''what now''

Actually, I`m from London, England. Moved to Canada when i was 16, got my Canadian citizenship a year ago... i think you`ll find London is a little rougher than montreal. And about 46 times the size, as well.

learn something about hyphy day haha

london is for pussyoles

get on my level, fuckboy

sound was defending community college the other day, I believe.

i stand up for education

but when dus studyin at community colleges try to sound like harvard or princeton dus, i step out of my traphouse to tell em dus that they should know the rules by now: fall back or fall back

haha, good try.

source: http://ucla.nus.edu.sg/NewsweekTop100GlobalUniversities2006.pdf

listen, surf boy

im from montreal

you from ottawa

this shit doesnt even add up

stay off my wave and surfboards

why do people upgrade their vocab when they get into arguments?

cuss each other ghettoooo style, amirite bona

always a community college du tryna sound eloquent concept

PjELabiPItw

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serious bidness

gouf got that pent up non masturbating rage.

omg so much beef.

hella vs jmat vs gouf vs wahtever gouf is pissed at CAGE MATCH

uniqlo @ 4pm