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Wesley Pipes

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  1. ^^^ hahahahahahahahah

    junior in high school chewing gum in class. Try to be Michael

    Jordan and shoot the gum in the trash. Missssss!!!! Gum lands in this chicks hair and I dunno what the hell i should do. Tried to help and she started crying. Next day she comes to school looking like G.I Jane. I felt horrible.

  2. Say this and you're good.

    Listen (Girls Name), I love hanging out with you and we always have fun. I'm just not the kinda guy to jump into relationships. I feel people always do that and end up messing everything up and I wouldn't want that to happen to us. When I commit to a relationship, I go all in and don’t half ass it. Until I feel I can give you a full commitment, I just want us to keep having fun with each other. Okay?

    This thing works like a charm.

  3. One day in 2-3rd grade I really had to go to the bathroom(number 1). I asked the teacher if I could go to the bathroom and she denied me. So you know what the fuck i did? I pissed on my self in the middle of a test. At that point I had my head down in shame. In the middle of the class she blows up my spot and asks me if I had an accident. I told her with a straight face that the puddle of urine by my feet had nothing to do with me

    Moral of the story: If a guy has to go you better let his ass goooo! I know I wasn't the one that stayed to clean that mess up ;)

  4. My crotch is gonna branespload soon. Pretty big holes forming gotta get to SE quick. Thing is I washed these twice already to keep the denim strong just to prevent this from happening and it still happens. once every 2 months, but I guess my dick is too big... sigh

  5. The first thing I would do if i was wearing that fit would be to undo the top button on the chambray. I'm kinda curious to see how it would look untucked, but it still looks cool tucked. I really am not a big fan of the roll though. I think it would look 5x better if you were to just roll them to the ankle. I really like the color scheme tho(that shit is solid)

    edit: why I am up this early is beyond me.

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