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tweets in jap and english. sorry for the jap ones.

gotta start logging in to sufu more often. fuck.

tetris in the hood. one listen and you'll understand.

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waking up drunk when you have shit to do is a trip

Will be sending a new package within 2 weeks. Looks like the one from Japland got lost in Canada somewhere. This one won't be as cool, but I'll do what I can.

oh also, any chance i can crash at someone's place if the show runs past the bart?

tickets for 20th acquired.

it would appear that my package has not arrived yet. will look into what happened and send out another if it turns out it's lost.

P.S. Fuck the Canadian Postal Service

shipped. will send confirmation soon.

shipping on monday. don't hate me.

anyone headed to velours tonight?

You should probably just tell your uncle exactly what you wrote above. I'm sure he'll understand. Trust me, you should enjoy these years of your life, because if you really intend on going to law school, you sure as hell aren't going to enjoy any after undergrad.

was going to buy some midget gangbang porn, but bringing it with me to japan might've gotten me deported, haha.

travellin' to japland in 5 days with a goddamn boot on my foot because i busted my heel playing soccer. ださい外人concept.

dat bitch hot, but ain't got shit on alexis breeze or isis love.

Fuck A Whole Foods Shoppin' Baggy Pants Concept. Get-10 Cents-off-your-purchase-'cause-you-put-your-fuckin'- Groceries-in-your-pants Concept.

edit: that motherfucker on the right even looks disgusted at what is occurring on his homie's person. "YOU REALLY WEARIN' THAT SHIT????"

those fucks look like oliver twist and some fuckin' railroad workers from the 1800's had an aborted love-child fuckin' fetus and out came two goddamn yokel-ass motherfucker's with a fucked up style concept. FUCK YA'LL.

fuckin' creatively-bankrupt sons of bitches.

"going to ikea" LIKE I GIVE A FUCK!

drowned my sorrows in alcohol and masturbated with my tears. felt so strange knowing the result was the right one.

drowned my sorrows in alcohol and masturbated with my tears. felt so strange knowing the result was the right one.

Read those first two Preacher compilations. Shit is fucking good. Highly recommended.

Received from FranklinCosgrove (sorry for the image sizing photobucket is being a piece of shit)

Contents:

1. Ballast Point Big Eye IPA - Can never go wrong with good beer.

2. See's Candy - Assorted chocolates. Strangely I lived in L.A. for two years and never had any See's candy while I was there. Kinda fucked up on that one.

3. Moomin Hard Candy - Haven't tried it yet, but it's hard candy, so can't be bad.

4. Super Lemon Candy - Shit is sour. Sent this to my swap buddy last time, haha.

5. Japanese Plum Candy - Hadn't had this in years, didn't like it the first time. Tried some today and I actually liked it. Thanks.

7. Black Jack Gum - Didn't think I'd like it, but actually did.

6. Trojan Magnums - Loved by big-cocked males everywhere.

8. Gundam figure - Haha, got a similar figure last time around.

9. Valley Girl DVD (Starring Nicolas Cage) - Haven't seen it yet, I guess I'll have to watch it now, haha.

10. Polo Bear T-Shirt - S.W.A.G. Females' panties evaporate as soon as they see me in this shirt.

11. Preacher comics - Looking forward to reading these, never heard of them.

12. Laser-etched avatar - Complete with my username under the image. Really cool shit. Even the handmade box is legit, complete with cyberpunk font.

13. Stripper advertisements (bitches on bitches!)- If I'm ever stripper-less in Vegas it's my own damn fault.

All in all, exactly what I was hoping for from the swap. Beer, bitches, and swag. Thanks! Also, just a reminder, still planning on sending my package on on the weekend of the 10th, since I'm going to Japan on the 8th.

Package from FranklinCosgrove arrived yesterday. I appreciate the insane amount of naked women. Pics coming soon, definitely didn't disappoint, haha.