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MharcI

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  1. So i'm on the A train, which is like the nastiest train ever, since it basically starts, and ends in the hood. Anyway, i'm sitting, minding all my business, and theres been this old guy, in really dark Stevie Wonder type shades sitting across from me the whole time. I just assumed he was blind, and didnt know he was staring dead ass at someone the whole ride. Anyway ,as I get off to get off at my spot, he starts blowing kisses at me...

    Mind you, I was like 15 at ths time, he was atleast like 65. Gross

  2. I cant post it at school, but I absolutely love that Tom Ford Cologne ad, where its between the chicks naked thighs,and she has those blood red fingernails. If anyone knows what I mean, post it please. That is just a amazing shot, and its done extremely well. And I normally dont like stupid shjit like htat.

  3. I need one, just for casual photography and this class i'm taking. Don't need anything insanely great, just a nice beginner one, don't really wanna spend more than like $150. I'm thinking mainly of the Canon AE1 can anyone suggest something?

  4. do they make XS?? or does the S fit small? I'm just sick of my underwearz stretching out like an old man's scrotum

    I dunno about that, but I bought a buncha their breifs in medium as per usual, but I shoulda went large. Shits are small, and they hold/retain their shape and size pretty well

  5. 0.gif I feel like telling someone about this, cause it should be kinda hush, hush, but you people don't really matter, in the reality context of my life. No offense, I mean, like, you know.

    Anyway, I have two best friends, amazing friends. I also have a cousin, let's call him Bob, now Bob is a peice of shit, clingy stupid motherfucker, and he's way annoying. I always knew this, cause I naturally pride myself on being a very good judge of character. Anyway, so I kept telling my other two friends, yo this kid is a rat bastard, he's scum, I don't get why you all want to always chill with him, for real. But no, of course they don't listen until this kid fucks us all over in countless ways, more than once. I won't get into that.

    Another thing is, this kids pretty ugly, a creeper, and don't get no poon...

    So you know, none of us have talked to him in months, but the other day I had a super idea. Since this kid will kill for ass, and do anything to get a lick or something, i'll concoct a scheme. Another thing about him is that he and his "bitchass crew" as my friends like to call his group, they love to fucking hang out at hookah bars, just sit there, and listen to music, and try to creep on girls. I swear, everytime they chill it's another hookah bar, doing the same shit. I don't get it.

    So this is where the fun part comes in. We located a ad for a transevsite hooker in the "Village Voice." We told her, it whatever, to meet us at 9:30 at this location. Now, then we get a friend of ours, a girl, to call Bob, and be like, "Hey Bob, how's it going remember me, Masha? We met at Cave a few weekends back, you gave me your number and said call if you wanted to chill. Well yeah, my friends a promoter and i've got two free tickets to a white party, wanna come with me?" Obviously he says yes, now you see we told the tranny that " I will be dressed in all white" fucking ingenius, you know, so she spots him.

    Now the moment of truth comes, me and my friends we get high as motherfuckers to make this all the better, we find a nice covert spot to park, park, turn on the videocamera and try to prepare ourselves for ensuing hilarity.

    We see subject 1, Bob, he's shown up, early. All dressed in white and looking herby as fuck.

    It's past the time the tranny was supposed to show up. What the fuck, 5, 10, 15 minutes. Nothing... she never shows : (

    It was still hilarious, watching this kid get stood up, but wewonder why the tranny never showed. I think it's cause it didnt take us seriously. Hmm...

    Anyway adding to the funny, after standing there for like half an hour, the Herb takes out his cell, calls someone. We're like wtf... around 10 minutes later the bitchass crew drives up, they pick him up. We're like oh fuck, let's follow them.

    Where do they end up going? You guessed it, hookah bar.

    All in all it was pretty fucking hilarious. And you can all kinda guess that Punk'D was my inspiration, but this shit was so much better. Meh.

    My friends and I are terrible people, and now i feel slightly guilty... uh oh

  6. This is brand new with tags, I just have so many jackets im not gonna be able to stick it into my rotation... It's really nice, soft. Size large, but it fits way small, definetely a medium. I forgot to take measurements, and im not at home, so ill post those like tomorrow. Button out liner. Asking for $80, offers and trades welcome.

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