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Kobe is just furthermore proving hes a dirty ball hog who plays an unethical game.

Activation with new two year contract..blah blah...so that means that you cant simply buy the phone, and stick in your sim card if you already have a contract with attt?

this isn't really that cool

it's more like a serious problem

I didnt think it was cool, and im begining to realize its a problem. Thing is im wholly functional at all times. Meh

uhhhh.

is your tolerance sky-high? because 10 bars of klonopin AND 30mg (or 60mg?) codeine AND a few beers would definitely kill a grown man

that's like the triple threat of CNS depressants

Haha!

Im pretty sure if it was 300MG I wouldnt be posting right now.

30MG*

Uhh

300MG APAP/Codiene

20MG Klonopin

Melatonin

A few beers and the soundest sleep one could ever get.

I'm drunk or high practically since the moment I get up. No one really knows,and I don't tell. People wouldnt take me for that type of character.

Were you sure to carefully punch yourself and maybe scrape up your elbows a bit before returning so you looked authentic? Maybe an ankle tensor?

It's the small details that count.

Haha, of course, I wrapped my arm up like it was sprained and shit. Either way, I got nice.

the mouthwash is taking it a bit far, a+ on everything else.

Yeah, I do feel a tab bit bad about that one...but meh, if I went into details you could tell she deserved it.

Also, ace suggestion on the food poisoning, it does always work. But I went a step further, had a friend call in and say I was hit by a drunken driver on my bike, and that I was alright but was in the hospital for the day. They ate that shit up.

I was at this girls house last night, kinda drunk. I hate her, she's annoying as hell, fat, stupid ugly..etc. Only reason I was there is because my friends were saying someones having a house party, and I was like i'll go. Little did I know it was this whores house.

Sometime during the course of the night I found myself peeing in her liquid handsoap...and conditioner....and mouthwash. My bad.

Alright, I fucked up hella.

Got way too drunk last night, had to be up for work today at 8. I only got home at 6. Whatever, my alarm goes off at 7 30 and I turn it off. I wake up, it's 4.

Now, I really need this job, and ive only been working here like 3 months. A lot of people dont like me there, and ive already kinda fucked up. But i'm damn good at what I do, so I guess they kinda let it slide. But here I didnt even come into work, when I promised id work on a holiday...and FUCCCCCCCK. Ive got bills to pay and shit and all that. And the funny thing is, they cant even call me, I had a different cell when I was hired, and dont have a house phone.

And I dont work on Tuesdays...so I dunno. Should I call them, make up some bullshit? I was contemplating getting one of my friends to call for me and be like... "Im callin on behalf of Mark...he got hit by a car, hes in the hospital.." haha or something like that.

I dunno, sufu help

Can drinking make you sore?

I've been shitty the past three nights in a row, and I havent really drank in awhile. Anyway, Friday before I started drinking I felt fine. Now, three days later I feel like someone has repeatedly kicked me in my kidneys, or like my overall midsection in general. the fuck?

Ive spent the morning watching Spongebob.

I think it's awesome. I like Spongebob and Patrick's logic. Spongebob bought a bigass TV just because he wants to play in a big box that is used to package the TV. He's looking beyond the superficial value that is blinding today's consumers. Spongebob is also a reflection for people to think about what they used to value as a kid, vs what they are afraid to value as an adult. Brilliant! Now I can't find a working torrent seed for the movie

Does your hair naturally go back like in the second picture?

Im trying to achieve the same thing but my hair is straight thin and puffy...

If I dont shampoo it does. But anyway thats what wax is for

6mgs of melatonin, chew that shit down, swallow. youre out nicely in 30 minutes. and its all natural. i had insomnia nuts my whole life, this is the only thing thats worked. but now im hooked, cant sleep without it.meh

4-5 inches more, it wouldn't be the same hair style. and i'm picturing it right, ya, it would look stupid.

If I slicked it back it would look like the picture that guy with the glasses posted of himself, and then the picture of that older dude someone else posted.

really into this hairstyle, not sure if it would suit me thoughhh

I want to do this, but leave a lot more hair on the top...like 4-5 inches more. Would that look stupid?

Nothin special

Nothing special

I need some new music to listen to, so why not

He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. Samuel Johnson

and

On a long enough time line, everyones survival rate drops to zero - Palahniuk

For quick on the run shit Blue 9 is good

i dont

the green,purple, and brown are distracting and ugly

they make em in more colors ithink

I really dig these Pumas

I didn't like either of those. Chanel makes some nice men's stuff, but Allure isn't one of them (or any of its incarnations.)

Smell for yourself though if you can.

What do you think is some of the btter Chanel mens stuff?