ThugLife

A drunken bum told me this one.

A man's wife comes to him and says:

Honey I really think I should get breast implants.

The man surprised says: What honey? Your boobs are fine. I've never complained. Why would you want implants? Plus, that is way too much money.

So she replies: I don't know I just feel like I want bigger boobs at this age.

So the man says: Alright honey, I have an idea. Grab a piece of toilet paper and rub it in between your boobs. Just wipe it up and down in between your boobs.

She says: What?! How is that going to make my boobs bigger?!

He replies: Well it worked for your ass didn't you?

Ugh. I am an anti-Marlboro man. That is what I started out on, but I think they are disgusting. Kamel Reds are my cigarette right now.

3.5 a day?? Fuck that shit. That is too much money to be spending just on weed, and I would not be able to be that high that much.

To truly be happy when you are high you have to have moments of clarity in between. Moderation.

An 1/8th would typically last me at least a week. A bowl here, blunt there, but typically smoking enough to get high but not overdoing it.

Yes. Bleeds uncontrollably.

The rapper Cage does a song called Blood Boy which is totally about this disease.

Smoked out of a Philly for the first time today. In my whole weed smoking career its only been swishers and optimo's but a philly was a nice change

SATs this weekend. Got 1790 last time so I gotta do better.

Probably going to Cal State Long Beach. LBC!!!

whats the difference between regular weed and chronic

out here in Cali 'chronic' is just the slang name to regular ass green weed that'll get you high

but its not the bombs

I just asked this same question last night but no one knew what it was.

Before I started smoking at all I thought it was like medical weed. Once I started smoking I realized it wasnt but no one ever told me what it was! lol

What is a good size for someone who is 5'5?

52? 55? Im not really sure.

I dont know if someone has said this one but when you take off your jeans before you go to bed and you look at them for at least 5 minutes looking to see if your fadeZ are better

the bay is the wackest part of california. sorry to say but...its true

Tell me why please. I wouldnt know since Ive never been but Ive grown up and lived in LA county and been to San Diego dozens of times and love both areas, but why is SF horrible? Ive always wanted to go.

Dude you cant tell someone to stop posting because they are making worthless posts when you are doing the exact same thing.

Anyways, anyone ever hit a hurricane? I was about to try my homie's but couldn't. He said its pretty crazy but he thinks everything is crazy so I want to hear about it from some of you dudes/dudettes.

Crush's are wack. if I want a regular cig Ill smoke a regular cig. If I want a menthol Ill smoke a menthol. Plus, the menthol portion of the crush is like a really wack menthol. its shit.

Djarums are delicious on occasions. i bought a pack and smoked it in 2 days and couldnt stand them for months. good on very infrequent occasions

Yea you look like a tool now but those were some sick ass fucking bongs.

Cum on her face and then punch her in her nose so it bleeds. Thus making a cherry cobbler.

Anyone ever had some Hawaiian Skunk? Just had some today. So fruity smelling.

Densest shit ive ever seen 1.5 were these two little nugs but the scale was perfect and my homie doesnt fuck with me like that. it was almost too hard to believe but these little ass nugs lasted forever.

when i was a kid i used to rip out pages of playboy from pathmark and sell them at school for a dollar. (0)

My homie used to put all these porno pics in his binder, but hid them behind a picture of the Virgin Mary.

Back during the time of the Laker's 3 Peat, Shaq became an actual police officer. My friend's dad is in charge of a Police uniform company and since Shaq is a giant he needed a custom made police outfit. So like 930 at night we drove down to this uniform headquarters filled with everything from riot gear to fire fighting equipment.

In walks Shaq with his bodygaurd (who had to be half the size of Shaq) and he is talking to my friend's dad. So my friend and I grab some nightsticks, handcuffs and riot masks and sneak up to him and yell "YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!" So Shaq picks me like a toy doll and places me up against this metal detector and says "No, you're under arrest!" Then puts me down and shakes my hand. I was like 12 at the time and stood at mid thigh.

Thats my celeb story.

6huglife

I missed the T

Being drunk on a playground with swings, ladders, etc. is fun.

Yea my friend told me last night that he actually smoked "Pineapple Express"

smh.

Fuck strep throat!!! I tried blazing but my throat is hurting so bad I am just gonna wait it off.

I hope none of my friends don't get it. I blazed with like 7 or 8 people these past 2 days sharing blunts, pieces, etc. and I just found out why it was hurting today.

somewhat true^. except not worse than a cross blunt IMO. .

Haha now that I think about it, I would much rather have a blunt dipped in promethazine than a cross blunt. I just wouldnt be able to do it all the time. Like I probably have one once every 2 months maybe (promethazine, not cross blunt)

And up to all that vicodin jazz, who knows about dippin' your blunts in promethazine w/ codeine. whoop whoop, leaan.

Yea that is almost getting to the point of previous level. Worse than a cross blunt in my opinion. They do get you pretty stoned and leanin though.

We packed a bowl of some dank shit and then sprinkled half a vicadin on top.

that was a good feeling. it got me so much higher and it was a different high.