ThugLife

i'm black

why can't i get into investment banking?

i think you just answered your own question.

i am a white person.

as a response to your question about interracial relationships.

if she is fine, we get jealous because we want them back on our side.

if she is ugly, we don't care. good riddance.

5 blunts, 10 bowls from the roor,

and that was before noon.

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=22509872

this is more of a neanderthal previous level bikini as opposed to a next level one.

Just my 2 cents.

I have had white widow from the clinic three times now and every time it has been good, but nothing spectacular at all.

Anyways, name your top 3 favorite strains.

1. Hawaiian skunk

2. Alaskan Thunderfuck

3. Romulan

for real... when we are talking about "drank" here, are we referring to simple codeine solution, yellow syrup? or are we referring to a codeine-promethazine blend? what is that vial supposed to be?

I can understand the appeal of abusing narcotic painkillers and the whole novelty of DRANK, but wouldn't it be far easier to round up some percocets or an oxy? guaranteed to have you itching and throwing up allll day son!

nah we on that prometh, ya dig??

This is jerkin.

we jerkin.

7GLoMvozWI4

when you are looking to post in the shit you hate thread but cant fucking find it.

and when stupid ass girls try to ask you about a guy the like and how they should talk to them or why the guy is acting a certain way. ffffuuuccckk

Cal State Long Beach for all the 2.8 students! hell yea!

Stranger: HEya!

You: whats cracking?

You: hmm?

Stranger: Just some of that coke I'm making in my back yeard

Stranger: What about you

Stranger: ?

You: hahah just some of that opium im growing

Stranger: Do you live in Afghanistan?

You: nah usa

Stranger: I can't stand to talk to another Brazillian.

You: but opium is that new shit.

Stranger: Really?

You: im not brazilian so dont trip

Stranger: I thought I was on top of the markets.

Stranger: Where's it coming from?

You: well not for long.

Stranger: Let's try roleplaying! I'm John Gotti the DEA agent and you're the waiter that sells weed out of the back of his car!

You: those hood niggas wantin to try somethin different ya dig?

Stranger: I don't talk about African Americans like that.

You: aww sorry.

Stranger: So are you down with that scenario?

You: alright. "hey dea dude, wanna smoke a blunt?"

Stranger: GET ON THE FUCKING FLOOR

Stranger: BANG (I just shot your dog)

Stranger: BANG (I just shot some pregant women)

You: fuck man, i miss my dog.

Stranger: GOD DAMNIT STOP SHOOTING

Stranger: STOP SHOOTING

Stranger: BANG

Stranger: (I just shot your thigh)

Stranger: (I'm actually Jack Baur)

Stranger: APRIL FOOLS!

You: how bout you shoot yourself.

chòubī (臭屄)

and

wángbādàn (王八蛋)

legit? trade me four for a g.

20 dollars for a gram??

is this typical NY prices?

think of "train" in another sense.

If you socal heads see the blue mickey mouses goin around right now.

cop em.

bomb pills.

went to my first rave a couple weeks ago.

i never bought into all the hype. everyone said raves were so fucking dope, but i didnt believe them.

they arent lying. im hooked.

tryin to go to 420 Festival, but if not im just gonna wait til EDC.

right on the beach is a great spot to smoke a blunt.

especially in the morning.

so relaxing.

first time smoking: 9th grade. at this park that had a Cinderella Theme. Smoked inside of this huge Pumpkin Carriage. (Didn't get high though)

first time getting high: at my house. parents out of town. smoked 2 or 3 joints and then grubbed on doritos and watched half baked.

Tastes like Hot Cheetos and Doritos all rolled into one.

Bomb.

B.S.

unless it's some dirt, have you actually seen or even smoked any of this $90 oz?:confused:

i have seen it and smoked it and it is bomb.

i am not bullshitting.

i go to this club in long beach.this place is 65 an 1/8th too.

but it use to be 55 for the same bombs.

A friend of mine goes to a clinic and gets $90 ounces.

No bullshit. Super lowkey though. I dont even know where its at.

Has socal clinic prices skyrocketed lately or is it just my place?

I know its medical but its getting ridiculous. time to find a new one.

i'm smoked romulan only once before

speaking of which, im going to see if they have any at my clinic tomorrow!

rom is probably some of the best shit ive had. when its grown right, its super dank.

18th birthday on saturday.

First stop, smoke shop.

I guess what i'm saying is you just need to procure some better herb.

Umm, the weed I smoke is fucking legit. Always.

The only way I could think that quality has something to do with it would be because I only smoke bomb weed so maybe Im too used to it.

I feel the same way.

I smoke so much more now, and it is less enjoyable than it used to be and it takes me so much more to get as high as i used to be.

I need a break too, but lately I have been getting smoked out almost every single day. You can't turn it down when its free.

Ok this was me after 3 weeks of no shaving.

It grew out super quick, but the damn Irish blood in me turned my fucking beard red. My nickname for the 3 weeks was Red Beard the Pirate.

This beard no longer exists.

EDIT: yes my hair is brown, but my beard is red. Your monitor isn't fucked up.