mswill_i_am

favorite cardi.

excuse the phone. talking to husband.

i still talk about the mac & cheese from my elementary school. i lived for that one day a month when the lunch lady would make it. mom still cant make it like she did...

my girlfriend keeps suggesting the standard sexy whatever halloween costumes and im dismayed because i want to be the guy and girl from grease

i feel really gay

ogmomgomg i wannaaaa

ahh.

wrong pic.

i meant

you didnt even show me this pic so there was no way for me to have hated o_O

Wow. I just— I mean— Wow.

Okay, for reals, though.

The belt buckle is ridiculous. You are not a Wiccan high priestess, you don't need a pentagram on your groin. Your hair looks pretty awful. And the rest is just so generic that the former pieces just take it deep into the land of mediocrity.

hahahahahahahahaha wiccan high priestess

Wow. I just— I mean— Wow.

Okay, for reals, though.

The belt buckle is ridiculous. You are not a Wiccan high priestess, you don't need a pentagram on your groin. Your hair looks pretty awful. And the rest is just so generic that the former pieces just take it deep into the land of mediocrity.

hahahahahahahahaha wiccan high priestess

billy said he'd start carrying baby wipes in his back pocket. we'll see.

love you too.

hi jermaine

beat youu

10 char

happy birthday to billy, formerly known as will_i_am...leave your good wishes here!

look at those eyelashes.

i might have ruined my life.

o yea final @ 8.

looking at the map.

billy., i would just like to note that no one was blown away. :-)

thats pretty funny. talk about extremes. guess it makes sense though

edit: superconfession: yayyy! my peen is growing!

i did.she was at the bar.

stfu!@!!

yea i saw her on my way out. did you really do that.

its my motherfucking 21st birthday. god. i feel old. thats my superconfession. i feel old as hell. depressing...