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Halifamous

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  1. Icarus

    with you on this....i stopped caring a long time ago...and besides i have never been asked by a girl how much i can bench press...funnily enough...they don't seem to care... ;)

    Some care, but the kind that care tend not to be the kind that you (we? collectively?) want.

    I work out nearly every day, but I'm really careful not to blow up in size. I've managed to get really strong while keeping small. I hate the muscle look, and I really hate most of the girls that respond to it.

  2. It's only easier because, based on the guys my female housemate meets on Myspace/Facebook, anyone remotely normal gets instafucked.

    Word.

    This is the same reason I hit up indie/hipster parties.

  3. Halifamous, I feel for you. I can't say I've done the exact same thing, but I sympathize with the situation where the girl you're feelin leaves, and you get the steam taken out of you.

    So, are you still going to make a play for the hot one--assuming there's even the slightest chance the fug chick won't snitch?

    I'm creeping that steez all over facebook.

    I know how people got laid before the internet, and damned I think I could probably do it that way, but this is way easier.

  4. So this weekend I was out clubbing with my friends. I met these two girls at our favorite bar, one was ridiculous stupid hot, the other was not. We all hit it off, and they suggested we three should go another club. So we go, and I'm getting on really well with the one, she's in for sure. So at the other place we sneak into the VIP, hang out, things are going out really well. Then hot one gets a call from her roomate/friend. She has to go, something urgent, blah blah, add me to facebook, lets meet up another time.

    So I'm there with just the other one, and I'm pretty annoyed that I'm just stranded at like 3AM.

    So instead of just bailing on the night, sleeping, and contacting the hot one in the next few days, I slept with the other one, the unattractive one, several times, and then again in the morning in the shower.

    I am unimpressed with myself, and you should be even more so.

    Punch me in the dick, or at least negrep me.

  5. I wouldnt mind knowing the frequency of sex for people, by comparison it would be cool to find out if im a horny little boy or an almost asexual guy - I kind of fluctuate in response to the phases of the moon.

    Do you mean comparison with other people to see if you're getting a lot vs. them? Or that sometimes you're basically asexual and sometimes you're a horny little boy?

    Because I definitely have the second thing going on, I'll go months without really needing sex, then have a week where I go crazy and end up sleeping with like three people.

  6. this isnt the scariest cause the guy was kinda small but it is kinda weird, but once i was in mexico in a car with my mom and my aunt. then some guy goes up to the window and begs for money and they say that they dont have any. the guy then says well you are obviously lying, so next time i think ill just rob you and he walks away.

    Oh yeah, when I was in cuba these two dudes tried to jack me.

    Like, tried to pull me into an alley. That was unpleasant.

  7. One night my friend and I went slumming at this shitty bar in the area between the city and the burbs.

    On our way out these guys mouthed at us, so we went over and basically told them to get fucked. So dude #1 pulls a knife and puts it to my friend.

    Turns out they're gang kids, and while we got out ok we had to do some major apologizing, and I'd rather not go through that again.

  8. Stop being a bitch, just talk to her.

    1 Colt 45 + 1 Bavaria Strong = just drunk enough to dance.

    Study your class notes the same day you take em and you'll never have to study again.

    Cash up front, every time.

    Indie kids are fuckin annoying, but indie girls love guys that aren't indie guys, so go hit that up.

    Take the hardest program that you find interesting in uni. Don't fucking regret it ten years later because you couldn't suck it up for four piddly little years. Don't cop out on your education.

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