bee hee

I clicked on this thread expecting it to relate to supermarkets...

I don't have an ipod, and I refuse to use itunes, but I have somewhere around 12,000 tracks

do you have a reason for your embargo or do you just like to be contrary?

(I'm actually curious)

1239. I guess I should just die.

or start torrenting.

thats hella messed, taunting that guy cause he cant.

I figure I should I enjoy it while I can. Who knows what kind of fucking weird things might grow on my hands in the future?

Fuck; I was just about to masturbate.

since I drilled a hole in my head numbers don't make sense anymore.

It makes shopping difficult.

or much easier?

yesterday was 13/3/7

nerdy? yes.

fucking awesome? yes.

absolutely right. i saw the gayest guy working there when i went it.

affectionately referred to as Grace Jones

(I really hope he's not on SF for some ungodly reason)

workplace smoking bans have finally shown some degree of usefulness?

i was in american apparel earlier and every girl had on those super thin tights. i didn't want to leave.

but then you go into the one in ann arbor and you see mikey only wearing leggings and a t-shirt and engineer boots and he doesn't stop talking to you.

seriously ii dunno wad i;m thinkinn nowadays alright ii feel stress and work up and tense at tymes.. todae nv go school cush no lessons fer mi and well tml? got awards to take but ii dun feel lyk goin to school aslo guess i shall just stay at home and study ba.. i'm gonna be mad studying and feel lyk is all repeating.. hope ii can do well in my o ba.. anw.. HATE CHEM LOTS and ii prefer physics now. seem much more easier den chem lo.. argghh.. but ii lyk organic chem.. it's easy wen ii studied.. da rest lyk no matter how hard ii study oso cannot reali understand except fer some ba.,.

anw.. ii was DAMN WORKED UP YTD NITE... esp after ii noe him wanting to buy prezzie fer HER but said HIM.. wth lo.. argghhh.. i noe i'm jealous over HEr la.. but well tell me which ger will not be jealous.. buying prezzie fer her sayin dat you're just returning back a favour?? means she ask you buy la.. ii din even noe dat she got give u prezzie.. nvm la lyk dat good wad buy fer her prezziie pass to her can see her also ma. she's GOOD.. aiyah ii dunno wad i'm thinkinn oso la.. ii noe sayin all dis will make you angry and you ignore me but still i just continue typing.. forget it la.. l ah dun wanna mention bout ytd thing anymore. well derek kor kor called me and den we chatted damn long on da fone.. well he told me things ii told him things lo.. now ii noe quite alot of things oso le.. not only him but oso other things on many ppl.. hur hur.. well tok till morning ba... budden ii called him no ans.. nvm lo maybe he sleeping.. well whole dae nv msg him.. he oso nv msg me.. well glad dat <my name> back with his stead le.. telling me he sweet tok her.. wadever dan..lolx.. all guys da same de.. wahahahx.. i'm evil ryte.. ahhhahax..

erhs.. okok now using sis laptop.. ssh.. she doesn know cush she's out with mummy to take ic photo.. wahahahx.. sshh * erhs.. todae raining till so heavily wors.. scary.. lightning and den thunder.. dunno why wen raining will think of him? dotz ryte.. thinkingg if he reached home le ma.. where ish he ? -.-'' sianz. wei shen mei yi zhi xiang ta la... dis few daes ta ye mei you shen mei guan wo.. sigh ! nvm den.. have to accept it and focus on O LVL.. alright gonna do em le.. wao todae study ss and chem.. now em.. later eng and den ss again.. damn sianz.. ; )

edit: I had about 400 but that includes all of these programming things that are called by my last name.

Dude I go to Michigan, cops never show up.

I was just admitted, and this is useful information that probably won't sway my decision of where I'll go.

Good to know, though.

whenever I hear somebody refer to cigarettes as "squares," I cringe.

FUCKING JACK OFF half-man members fucking up this thread... you are fucking out of order!!

this is obviously pro smoking/ guide to smoking on planes material.

for the fucking win.

I had a dream that the percussion teacher at my school was running for president against Al Gore. I saw Al Gore meditating under a showerhead in the men's locker room except the showerhead wasn't going, but there was quite a bit of steam. Much of the school was sitting in the natatorium when the percussion teacher's win was announced and he started playing a cello solo. Then the band teacher told him to stop and he did.

analyze that please?

my last pair had wallet and ipod fades on my seat pockets.

you put your ipod in your back pocket ?!?!

the 5-0.

1234

tencharact

I second West Elm...although there shit is pretty damn expensive. my room is pretty much made up of west elm, good quality furniture.

really? I've heard (mainly from my mom, whose opinion I trust on furniture-matters) that the quality is not worth the cost. I like how it looks though.

My alcohol consumption for the week (Monday and Tuesday) has been limited to about 10 beers, a bottle of soju, a bottle of wine, and a couple shots of something or other, so I'm kinda slow out of the gate.

confession: everybody I know drinks soju and I've never had it. This makes me feel ostracized. I guess the real confession is that I feel ostracized over which alcoholic beverages my friends drink and that freaks me out.

Above the average of 1982.

I support the bullshit claim even more emphatically after this explanation.

27"

19"

tenc

Confession: I searched for Screech's sex tape on imdb.

discovery: apparently, it ends with him giving one of the girls a "dirty sanchez"

lamb by christopher moore

yesterday I finished south of the border, west of the sun.

I will start reading a collection of borges tomorrow, if I can finish lamb.

the only thing funnier than that picture is that fact that you've been reading perez hilton.