blm14

http://gawker.com/guy-trashes-spiritual-girlfriends-car-after-granny-di-1677076809

#florida

When officials came to arrest 28-year-old Floridian Casey Molter for the thorough dismantling he'd just given his girlfriend's '97 Altima, he told them he'd done it because she was a "spiritual person" who could "tell a person about their dreams." Her latest vision, he added, was a little heavy on the dead grandma dildo sex.

Specifically, according to Treasure Coast Newspapers crime blogger Will Greenlee, Molter's unnamed girlfriend allegedly told him that "his dead grandmother would appear in his dreams and commit unusual sex acts involving him and an adult toy."

For that unwanted prediction, he allegedly smashed her cellphone, slashed the Altima's tires, broke its side mirror, littered it with ambiguously natured "love notes," and adorned it with a single used condom like a maraschino cherry.

Greenlee's report also includes a mention of Molter "throwing the creams and lotions," though it's unclear whether his target was his girlfriend or her Nissan.

According to the incident report, Molter, of Indian River County, told police he "snapped" because he couldn't get the image of his late, sweet granny violating him with "an adult erotic device" out of his head. He was arrested for criminal mischief.

thread necromancy

http://crimefeed.com/2014/12/inmate-dies/

On December 16, Florida resident April Rollinson was arrested for drug charges. Sadly, she died a week later after deputies found a crack pipe and bottle of pills hidden in her vagina.

The 31-year-old woman, who had an extensive rap sheet, was taken to a hospital to have the foreign items removed from her privates, seemingly without any trouble.

In fact, she was able to extract them herself in the same time it took a nurse to find a bedpan.

While she was removing the contraband from her personal area, police believe she ingested the crack rock in her vagina without anyone knowing.

When Rollinson was put back in jail, she began to experience distress during the booking process. She then returned to the same hospital where she died on Monday.

What is the pay like? Do you offer benefits? Healthcare? Flex spending? Tuition reimbursement? Sick days? 

http://heavy.com/news/2014/12/alysa-suguro-bathrick-cute-mugshot-girl-xanax-twitter-facebook-account/

"kweefie?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzdRQCnDBlw&feature=youtu.be

jmatsu, RIP

http://nypost.com/2014/10/23/woman-sets-roommate-on-fire-after-he-throws-out-her-leftovers/

#florida

Florida resident Melissa Dawn Sellers, 33, was so enraged when she realized her roommate Carlos Ortiz, 42, had tossed her leftover Italian meal in the trash that she lit him on fire, local Bay News 9 reports.

Sellers was drinking with Ortiz at their Clearwater home around 2:30 a.m. Wednesday when she lost it and doused Ortiz in nail polish remover and set him ablaze.

“When he got up, his face was like melting off, it was pink and sore,†said witness, Ines Causevic, who is also Ortiz’s friend.

On another topic:

http://boingboing.net/2014/10/10/stress-reducing-mushrooms.html

Kind of shocking that this thread hasn't had a post in 2 and a half years. I guess nobody looks for molly anymore

http://www.moanmyip.com/

http://www.iheartmyteacher.org/index.php

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10153237259669815

guadafuc

The last 2 weeks I made $5/hr (0)

Normally I am not paid hourly. #salaryornothing

It is the myspace of 10 years from now.

http://jakeanddinoschapman.com/works/the-sum-of-all-evil/?pid=1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UEp_-4efSo

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=933_1409205793

what is that one from?

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Florida Woman Rips Off Grandmother's Bra, Robs Her: Police

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/14/brigitte-matzke-robbery-grandma_n_5679279.html?cps=gravity

Goldmine: http://www.azfamily.com/news/slideshows/Maricopa-Mugs-July-Arrest-Photos-Volume-5-269627271.html?gallery=y&c=y&ref=%2F