keri

yes i'm a girl, and no video

i'm sucking a big pickle right now

^that's how my leg hair comes in.... are her pubes super soft when she grows em out? I can't do that hardly ever because I sit around petting my pubes all the time if I grow em out because they are really fracking soft.

i am confused... and sleepy now

ouch dammit

^that is pure genius

hahaha, my ppd is low!

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I definitely was getting brain once and she pulled her head up for some reason right at the end and I shot it INTO her nostril/eye/hair, she had to go to the bathroom and blow my semen out of her nose, I've never laughed so hard in my life.

Are you talking like you came while in her mouth and she blew it out her nose.... i did that a few weeks ago, it was freaking hilarious - i chased the guy around the bowling alley i did it at with the tissue i used to blow my nose

funny... i think my dad was watching me get head in the back seat of his car on the way to the tampa pro contest back in 98... this was after a quart and a joint, so i didnt care, and neither did my girlfriend.

same girl, her mom walked in on her and her friend both going down on me. one was sucking, the other licking and shit.... ahh... highschool.

see you've now proven you are addicted to supercrack

better not let the gf catch you - meal tickets dont like addicts

+10 sexy points

biosilk in wet hair. you canleave it curly or flat iron it after that - it cuts the frizz out and makes it super shiny

worked my tail off friday and saturday. got naked in a sauna with buddies tonight then jumped into a freezing pool

I Do Both Jay & Jane (DJ Infinity Mix)

by Vic Latino

my two faves recently are

"stupid motherfucker" < always comes out with a hard southern accent....

and "shit fire and hot balls"

I've noticed a pattern.

I like boy

I do things with boy

boy and i are fine with our arrangement

until boy starts going after my roommates who constantly throw themselves at any boy i bring home

.......

every boy i actually like ends up leaving me for a friend..... i think i'm constantly attracted to sucky people.... or i'm seriously inadequate.

went to our new house which is empty now, drank with my roommates and coworkers (partying with three strippers, what fun) and got in the sack with my boytoy who was too drunk to do me right. suck balls.

was he asian???

damn 10 char

I had sex with a short man.

I'm not in jail!

Truck broke down, so I went and picked up some old pos we had sitting at erik's to drive for a couple of days while that's getting fixed.

no tags, no plates, no insurance....and pot in the car

and the cop let me off with nothing. and let me keep my pot. told me to "get rid of it"

^^what about the red plum jam?

no we weren't married....actually part of why i left, we were hitting the get married mode real fast, starting to make plans and i realized i couldn't live like that anymore. thank goodness i got out before we did get married.

i broke up with him and moved out.

well if ya really want to.... but i refuse to be quiet

making good on my threats (this is so going down in ten minutes):

aa

fredericks

i got distracted and forgot that sucker was up.