keri

friday - hit deep ellum got the stripper friend shitfaced

saturday - spent a few hours screaming "steven", "oh my god" and making little mewls. good times.

boring work sucks. I have officially decided that everyone needs a real job and then a fun job for the weekends. I have real job (secretary) and then a fun job (barmaid). my life feels complete, and I get extra cash from the weekend gig (okay so I drink most of that extra money, but who cares?).

anything above 25w is fat for a supergirl

but we like em fat ere on the future

what does it mean if your waist is 25 but sadly because of your ass and wearing jeans low you need a 31?

is that like half super fat?

I have learned in my adulthood that I like men..... where they come from or what color they are doesnt matter to me long as they make me feel good and respect me i:m down. Overall the best sex ive had has been with quiet/ shy types or artists. Silent but oh so deadly .

Hope that enlightened you some...Of course its only my opinion

oh cosign cosign cosign.... dear lord one of the boys i'm seeing is this soft spoken quiet fuzzy faced musician type and wow. yeah wow. the kind of wow that makes your legs shake and you pass out 5 minutes later because not only are you completely satisfied, but he's managed to completely relax you.

I've rocked the tie and a short sleeve cardi before, it was nice..... but I had my breasts hanging out, so I could pretty much get away with anything.

self timer + shitty camera phone =

dont mind the shitty haven't flat ironed it yet hair there, I promise I dont go to work like that....

anyway

skulls

work shirt

good bra

I'm not that cowed thank god, I'm not going to ask for that from him..... and the other guy is a distraction, and completely content with being one.

while he's over there, make him nice little videos of you doing stripteases and such and send them to him. go see him the first time in one of the outfits you used. bring restraints (be creative... leather, ties, and rope get boring..... try something he wont expect - those neon lanyard things....shoe laces.....pieces of the shirt you just took off), a big peacock feather, and some warming oil. tie the boy down give him a massage with some of the warming oil and tickle away.... put ice cubes on sensitive spots.

ooooh. I actually have my first real one of these.

i'm seeing a guy (#1) he is really really really dead sexy 6'2 220 built like an ox, can toss me around like a water bottle, and has this amazing....you get the idea. #1 and I started dating about a month after I left Erik. #1 is just getting out of a divorce and has a child with his ex wife, so there's plenty of baggage. Well I got pretty hung on number one pretty fast, and decided I needed to slow things down with him because we got in some stupid argument because I was acting like an ass cause I got jealous. So we talked, and it was pretty much mutual that we would start kinda seeing other people, so me being me, I dove right in and had a couple of dates. the two guys I saw are both decent guys, although one wont be getting a second date, I'm just not that attracted to him (the other one, though, whoo! just as hot as #1, but in a totally different way). He on the other hand hasn't had any other dates because wel....he's broke and not many gals in dallas will date a guy who doesn't throw money at them.

Well.... #1 is jealous, or rather "pissed at me for being a rude bitch and flaunting it" (which I really dont see, he asks me questions and tells me to take their calls if they call while I am out with him). Now through all of this, I am the one sucking up and apologizing, while he gets to act like a complete ass.... and I still like him better than the two who kiss my ass and treat me like a princess.

So my super confession is I'm co-dependent! suck balls..... I'm going to have to work on that one.

I dont remember being in florida last night but who knows....

when you wont wear you jeans to work because you're afraid of them smelling like stale beer, even though you know you'd get awesome fades from running up and down the stairs all night.

had an orgasm.

had multiples.

the stuff i smoke is grown at home. fantastic ish. me lovey.

I don't care how she looks like, I'm after her True Religions.

we can mud wrestle for em. it'll be hot.

I am single.

enough said.

I was suprised when I saw this was page 100.

will you make me some extra special ones?

sam, do you carry the women's IA line?

^Most of the premium lines have a one rinse as opposed to a raw line for women

TR - Rinse (wears really nicely - fast fade, and gets nice stripey effect, looks almost black at first)

SFAM - NYD Rinse or Rinse

R&R - Raw (is a one rinse)

I learned when I was 11, not sure from where (sex ed? brother? mom?) that the penis is an oversized clitoris and the balls is just the inside out of a vagina. perhaps the truth...

well as am embry we all start out with female attributes. ou are only male because your mother's body recognized your y chromosome and released a special hormone that began your growth as a male as opposed to a female. It is wholly possible to have female chromosomes, but spend your childhood as a boy (once puberty hits you will of course face complications) and vise versa.

The ball's sack is what would have been a girl's inner and outer labia, and the penis is what would have been the female's clitoris.

do you feel the fact that there is hole in your body, the way i feel my mouth is there?

only so much as you'd 'feel' that your arse is there. so not really..

when you contract your pelvic muscles, tightening your vagina, do you feel your insides touching?

nothing past the opening, there aren't that many nerve endings inside

what does having a penis inside of you feel like?

this one's difficult to explain, but I get asked it a lot by male friends/virgins. good, obviously, or women wouldn't enjoy sex, but sort of...filling? if that makes sense.

is the exact word I would use to describe it.

and exactly like after thangsgiving dinner, warm, full, slightly high.

^as a size 6 i couldn't give a shit less

from a girls standpoint, sevens do fit easier & better on me than japanese denims, but i'll deal with a little bit of not perfect fitting for quality. however.... nothing has topped true religion in terms of fit for me, those suckers were made for my body. the big t styles have decent quality, they rarely rip, they are't very tough, but they are super soft and comphy.

the most important thing is to wear what you like, and screw what people tell you.

i shaved my legs for the first time n about 2.5 months today.

i am so not a shithead.

but that's ok, i still <3 you.