keri

hey i think i'm pretty hot....at least a 7-8 on the 1-10 and a definite 1 on the binary, haha, and i'm a demon in the sack.

I'm gonna go ahead and disagree with this one, I dont wanna see any of the dudes on this forum naked. With the exception of Tommy Highstreets occasional bizarre waywt pics.

well.... we need some kind of nudity. I'm about to waywt what i'm wearing now....maybe

And whoever made the emerald comment - that won't work with any woman walking this planet.

it would work with me.... I actually dont want a diamond, I'm not a big fan of them, there are many more beautiful and rare gemstones out there that I would much rather put on my finger.

we love sufu because of the fantastic waywt pics.....

we need a nudes thread tho.

1. the ability to have hindsight before i do something stupid that will hurt me.

2. i'm agreeing with the pop the hand into the back pocket and pull out a hundred (or so) at all times.

3. an unlimited line of freebies at the plastic surgeon (you know: get the tits done, then lifts and little tucks as age [and gravity] does it's number)

heh i'm working hard to not lose anymore weight because i'm afraid my skulls wont fit anymore!

-went to boys house

-did some narcotics

-drank some beer

-went home finally at 2.30 am

-feel shitty ass crappy in morning

god im hung over

me too.

and i didn't even get any last night, which makes the hangover worse!

my snacky today was one of those oven french bread pizzas...mmmmmmm

all of cheep's advice to women have them spending time with a monkey at the end.

and yet somehow I think if I followed said advice, I would be very happy and sleepy and hungry. which is much nicer than confused and still doing his laundry.

need male perspective:

-get divorced

-meet girl

-like girl

-really like sex with girl

-start dating girl exclusively

-start coming home late and blowing off girl

-girl gets irritated

-tell girl "we should date other people but lets keep our thing on"

-girl follows orders

-boy doesn't date others and asks girl many many questions about where and who

-girl refuses to lie to boy so tells him

-boy decides he doesn't like this

-girl drops other boys

-boy goes out and hooks up with other girl

-boy brings other girl into girl's bed (which girl and him share at his house, which girl has been pretty much banned from)

-girl is pissed

so girl should be right?

-sidenote: other girl is married and has been lying out her ass to boy. so girl has a lunch date with him later tonight.

-girl is a little bit of a bitch

my serious attempt at looking like a preppy college chick for some bartending interviews today:

and to make it all better, a cheesy pic of my girlfriend and i:

wheeeeee fantasticness.

now I can whip out the nipple shots I've been saving for the appropriate moment forever.

confession...

lately, ive been contemplating getting back together with my ex wife. we have actually become very good friends, talk every day, and i love and care about her much more now than i ever did when we were married.

i know that i probably wont do it, but its in the back of my mind.

just do what you said ya would a couple months back if things didn't go as nice as ya hoped.

Actualy, no. It pisses me off if a guy comes to me like he's god's gift or something. Like I should be flattered by him hitting on me.....no. He should be flattered I haven't punched in his face yet.

I actually just measured a pair of lowrise jeans I had like that.

Half the guys who ask for a girl's number never call them, usually because they're gigantic pussies. Girls tend to be used to it so it's not like your friend is breaking their tiny hearts or anything.

I dont have the problem of them not calling. Maybe cause I rarely if ever give it out to guys who ask for it. As a matter of fact a guy coming up to me like he's all that get's shot down faster than anything.

use your sub concious, concentrate on the object, and then just move where you get a push to move.

I have the linda's as well, I wear a 28/27 in True Religion, Seven, Etc.and I went ahead and got a three, and it took pain and suffering to get them to fit right (bruises on hipbones, little hematomas that followed the path of my whisker creases, severe itching when I took them off because my skin had lost circulation while they were on) for a couple days, but after that breaking in (hello damp stretch) they fit perfect. They are skin tight without pulling or having any weird areas all the way down to just above my knee, and then just fairly tight the rest of the way down.

I didn't size down at all, I actually techinically sized up, because my waist measurement normally is 31 for a lower rise and i went with one that measures 31.5 for a higher rise.... which after my butt stretched the jeans to hell somehow managed to shrink.

I'll get up some fit pics of mine in a bit.

kk pics up:

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p189/keri_lynn_dell/0528071251o.jpg

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p189/keri_lynn_dell/0528071254.jpg

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p189/keri_lynn_dell/0528071254r.jpg

me too(-10)

you have an innie?

i confess, I almost sent craig some naughty pj pics to make up for his hideous deformity.

just because I'm supercool like that and am planning on mushing around the house all day long - pajama pic!

target

hollister

and yes, there are naughtier pj pics, but you guys just aren't lucky enough to see them.

well after two pretty nice nights, I was due for a bad one, I got stood up!

eat them with super sharp cheddar and those sliced pickled jalapenos. mmmmmmmmmmmm

I actually watched that.

Now I'm confused. and want fried chicken and dont know why.

you dirty biter you.....

be here at nine.