denimdestroyedmylife

i somehow made my niece cry via facebook and now my in-laws think i'm a satan worshipper

 

^ dog content

i've got a pair of SD-101 coming in

haven't bought a pair of new japanese jeans in ages

 

have never gotten around to studio d'artisan

the design of the patch has always been my favorite - it is pure delight

excited to be a pigboy champion

i have rosacea - a chronic skin condition that results in a blotchy complexion

basically feels like my face is sunburned all the time

andy warhol had it - which is a weird kind of consolation

i feel like you can't understand his work without knowing that about him

there was an interview in which someone asked him something like, "what's the biggest problem you face as an artist" and he answered "skin"

 

jp morgan also had rosacea and hated being photographed

i understand that 

 

also there's bill clinton, but he seems cool with it

 

the triggers for rosacea are spicy food, alcohol, caffeine, exercise, nightshade vegetables

i would rather have blotchy stinging skin than give up any of those things

 

the only treatment that works is antibiotics plus a bunch of ointments

i hate taking antibiotics but i'm taking them for the second time now because my flare up lately has been pretty bad

haven't taken them in three years though so i reckon it's ok

 

anyway - it keeps me humble

in addition to a shake, try a good flick with the middle or index finger. 

i had to google them but i think that record is pretty rad. the vocals aren't great but i'm not picky. at first i was pretty disappointed that it turned out to be christian metal, but hey, i listen to gospel quite a lot and that's never been a conflict. i'd hate to limit my listening habits to artists who share my worldview.

what band?

i went to a new dentist and it turns out he was the bassist in a very influential area thrash band in the late 80s.

and i had no cavities, which was cool.

kind of wild that word is ok now but apparently, it is (?):

 

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2005/oct/13/australia.andrewclark

 

But even race-relations professionals are relaxed on the wog issue. Warren Duncan, a spokesman for Sydney's Community Relations Commission, said: Whereas in the past it was a word you couldn't use at all without being hurtful, it's lost a lot of that."

still , quietly perspiring

welcome to superfuture

if you can attain it, it isn't a grail 

i love urinal stories

 

never do i feel like i'm swimming in the main stream of life than at a rest stop pissing in unison with a dozen or more men

 

i've probably told this story on here before but i was washing my hands at a sink in a movie theater restroom when this dominican gentleman turned to me and said in a baritone voice: what i am about to do may shock you. he uncoiled his wang and washed it under the tap.

 

another time (probably already told this one here too), a homeless man next to me at the urinal told me: never hold your piss. 

 

i never do.

i found your next car

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pALjWdElvW0

i intend to misspell Jameson tonight

actually posting on the board is passé

most of the action happens off the board

every fist bump is awkward

what a terrible way to greet someone you like

please let me punch your fist with my fist to express my admiration

 

if a white person tries to fist bump me

i assume he (or she) is a germaphobe

man that's huge

gah

i was just listening to Youth Code and it sent me running to revisit Front 242 - wow it holds up really well

 

casual 

 

and knowledge is not wisdom

 

does it say that on the back?

plus everyone died

got a job now wayyyyy JAWNZ TIME!

 

o wait i don't even know what clothes are good anymore lol, 90's helmut lang, acronym shells, kolor... what else is there..

 

my work uniform is a fred perry shirt, navy incotex pants, and alden shoes

augmented seasonally with engineered garments bedford (spring/summer, or fall/winter versions, depending)

 

i love not thinking about it