macuser3of5

shitting dick nipples is probably the most underrated image on the internet.

over-dior'd

Already done, yo:

Gone out. All by Dior Homme - Strip sneakers, Luster jeans and shirt, Reflection tie, S/S05 short-jacket.

http://www.superfuture.com/supertalk/showpost.php?p=363900&postcount=1555

I <3 jmatsu

I approve of this thread.

lol and now icarus chimes in, one of the main proponents of the "air tie," another classic no-no that can look good.

Whatever icarus' faults are, that dude does indeed look like a massive wank.

my dick

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q. What do you call an white guy surrounded by Native Americans?

a. Gambler

q. What do you call an Native American surrounded by white guys?

a. Alcoholic

Either Chanel Homme or YSL for our boy safari evangelist, I would guess...

Also, Van Assche sucks.

i just got neg rep from someone i don't even know(and for this thread!). cureone? who the fuck is this?

silly maggot, i'll bury you and your whole fucking family.

time to neg rep a bitch into the grave.

^ bwahahahha

I'll bet this guy masturbates to a mirror.

Is that weird or something? :confused: Love thyself, baby.

I would switch teams and go bottom* for the dominican republic guy. no homo

*Assuming CaliStyle isn't already there ZING

artificialsky vs macuser3of5

well I just joined up in second life

... No punchline?

I vote this most retarded original post in the history of superfuture.

However, in the original post's defense, contemplating smuggling drugs into China is actually several orders of magnitude more retarded.

So, as you can see, I am at a crossroads.

As an alternative, I would recommend taking a mallet and forcing an icepick partially up your nose, thereby simulating a lobotomy in process.

Just for looks, of course.

Finally, my Peter Pan cosplay uniform is now complete...

I just want to say I fully support catholic school-girl beatdowns.

wow u can deduce im an idiot jus buy one wrong post

Whoa, I'm not that judgemental... It took 2-3 posts.

meet my gf, maybe my friends or somethin other than spendin hours on a forum. clown

OH YEAH WELL WHILE I WAS POSTING I WAS SNORTING COKE OFF OF HOOKERS ASSES AND DAYTRADING BIG $$ IN THE STOCK MARKET

Superstar I had no idea you were a self-loathing bleach-blonde twink :confused:

unless they're a 1000% certain of what they're talkin about.

This is how non-idiots usually approach a given discussion. But don't let that stop you!

I have it on good authority that artificialsky does not have balls to stretch against tight denim.

I would also suggest that MilSpex stop staring at male crotches. Shit is addicktive.

is it normal for snus to really burn the gums?

That's the cancer doing its magic.

The latest club craze is sucking dicks/getting your dick sucked on the dancefloor.

But, you have to do it as a dance, you can't just suck dick without rhythm. If you suck dick and are off beat, the crowd will start to stomp on you and call you a 'false cocksucker'- if you get called a false cockscuker, you can't come back to the club unless you suck the owner's dick to prove that you've been practicing. It is a pretty hardcore scene, they only do it at the hottest underground clubs here. The other places are too worried about the police finding out, but the real spots don't care about cops, because they're paying them off with blowjobs.

New York, HERE I COME!