almondcrush

chickadee try eating in front of a mirror

make sure to pout your lips and wink at yourself whenever your coworkers walk by

im starting to realize that i find women over thirty much more attractive than girls my age

theres something very sexy about a girl who knows what she likes

alas

i have been finding it difficult to meet older women

or maybe i am lazy

ninety three or ninety four

my love of hopia and strange hats has only grown since then

this video

9eZAfsvI9oM

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my heart

the small ュ in フュウチャア is pretty necessary imo

inspired by the filipino thread

sisig

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red horse

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perfumed pinays

fuck i miss nights out in the phils

also roscoes is aight

imo nobody do it like they do in the southeast

actually, i ate some pork sisig right before i left.

i believe i had sisig at every bar and ktv joint i went to last time i was in the motherland

everyone does it different

most everyone does it well

also there is something magical about the combination of sisig, red horse, and the company of perfumed pinays

plantains fried end up being like the ones in the puerto rican food .. too soggy ... but they make good turon tho .....

plantains are passable

besides

its all about the langka

limited release mom x dad placenta collabo

first of only three ever issued

the fuck am I supposed to do in the meantime though -- NOT get high?

keep aware of when your friends cop mass

i think when you are holding more than you could possibly smoke in a day you cant help but want to share (unless youre a dick i guess)

get up on that snoop in half baked scavenger steez

fuck

came to post

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anything meaty / fried

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rice

but that son of a bitch selegna beat me to it by a month

so tight

his game

toshiro mifune

amen

the guy had eyes like a wolf

i was tempted to put him above my parents in my myspace heroes

3) a wannabe cowboy.

havent seen the show but tbh i think the leather and denim thing along with my idolatry of clint eastwood puts me in this category

.'. stfu

^ three dots for "therefore"

are there times that you can't get this song out of your head, no matter what you do?

but, it doesn't drive you insane, rather, it makes you feel really sweet and nice inside, as if there were some salvageable shreds of humanity left inside of you?

so much yes

though when im already in a bad mood there are few things that get me angrier than a little billy joel

not sure why

i just always end up thinking "you think youre so nonchalant you chubby son of a bitch" and seething

then once i calm down i feel pretty silly about it

i think my coworkers just knew i was all pervy

fixed

i appreciate your input jeepster

but i think we're coming from different places right now

im pretty okay with where i am and where im headed

so i dont think depression is really the issue

im not meeting girls with any expectations of play

and a relationship is probably the last thing im looking for right now

ive just been finding that the girls i keep ending up with get with me in spite of existing ties

i dont consider them to be leading me on since half the time its from them i find out about their boyfriends

but it does inspire some disillusionment

which leads to disdain

which i fear may lead to some serious he-man woman-hating down the road

(the seeds already seem to be sprouting)

i definitely agree that maybe its time to distance myself from the fairer sex for a while

but we both know that its easy to find trouble when youre least looking for it

the supergods are smiling on you miz

time to get on that jheri curl steez

thanks for the advice miz

i think its just some negativity im going through

literally every girl i hooked up with this sem i found out later had a boyfriend

in face of the reality that these girls are fully capable and willing of cheating (in one case on someone she's been seeing for three years) ive just lost a lot of faith in the female species

which i guess is unfair to women at large

but fuck if ill ever be able to really trust a girl again

i feel like fidelity is just a by-product of doing a good job of holding a woman's curiosity and emotional interest captive

but given the right circumstances and the right words

it seems like most girls will scheme on their man and never let him know

so what the fuck am i supposed to do?

the logical course seems to be not to invest myself emotionally and just fuck other guys' girlfriends

but that is exhausting and pointless

p.s. miz your custom title is hot fire

i think my parents are unjustifiably worried after stumbling onto my gin stash

what they dont understand is that gordons 1.75Ls are on sale for thirteen dollars

also lately i dont even feel like fucking

recently ive just been making them cry and i fear that im starting to become a misogynist

worse still ive been messing with a couple really great ones (funny, clever, cute) and i cant really stop myself from treating them like shit

i think im becoming an emotional island

anyone going to see them at irving plaza?

i like beyond

not my favorite, but not bad at all imo

chicken-san ill take the volcom tee off your hands

you dont have to bother mailing it, i can wait until the east coast meet-up or evisu thang

cool guys, so maybe it could look something like this:

chicken this is gorgeous

also, i was so confused looking at the first mock-up until i realized you set the katakana right to left

All the douches that are starting to wear AA (fall out boy fuckers) and blowing it for the cool kids.

Fall Out Boy and any sort of band that attempts to immatitate them or belong to that fucking worthless scene of home town hero egotistical small minded immature tool sheds.

PA (philly is cool though)

Urban Outfitters

The lack of intellectual girls that have even mediocur looks in my area

The companies Hollister, and Diesel.

Those wierd kids in art school who aren't even trying to pull the hipster irony card, (which sucks) they're just whoring for attention.

High School

Those Xtreme cargo shorts that sag below the knees

Scene Douchsters that try to wear Nike Dunks

Lack of good Music these days

Anyone who thinks I'm an elitist because I have an eclectic and unusual taste in music

Stores that blast loud obnoxious fucking music that sucks.

People in general.

tell me

do you spend much time Hanging Out At The Burger Shop Down The Street (That Is, Wearing Tight Jeans In Reality)?

machismo for miles

can i send a paper cut out of me? i dont talk much so it would be the same anyway

untrue

i doubt the bum on the cutout would have nearly as much determination

chicken the white mock-up is looking crisp