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artificialsky

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  1. No particular beef with 78. Though that one time he was trying to get people on here to beat up and/or graffiti a guy's house who ripped him off in some other state was pretty funny.

    But seriously, designer toys and Futura went out in 2005/2006. I applaud 78 for riding the sinking ship for this long, though.

  2. within another year or two you're going to have slates/tablets that will completely outstrip this thing.

    Just like with what happened with the iPhone, right?!

    Oh.....

  3. agreed...i've tried countless times to read books that have been formatted in PDF and the like on my macbook, and I just can't do it. It doesn't feel right or I feel like my eyes are being strained...the nice thing about the kindle is it is so matte and I actually think the black and white compliments the idea of it being for reading books.

    Nobody reads books anymore anyways.

  4. Not enthralled with the iPad so far, but keep in mind everything said about it in this thread was also said about the iPod and iPhone when they came out.

    Apple did pretty well there.

  5. I popped my animal pak in and chased it with boars blood, and then the unthinkable happened today, I was going to enter my gym through the main entrance when animal instinct took over. I knew something was wrong. It was my large torso, too wide to get through the door. I calmed myself down thinking, i'd better be able to get into the gym. I went back to my car, popped another animal pak, reved up my engine, and drove through the door. The crash cleared 4 more feet in the entrance, wide enough for future visits to the gym, because I know i'd only be getting bigger by the second. The animal pak was in full effect at this point, I lost control. I reved up the engine once more and ran over the people on the treadmills. All those doing curls I played bumper cars with, they didn't stand a chance. I saw my target, I drove to the squat rack. Parked my car on some pussy benching 400. I got out, and immediately loaded up 1000 lbs for warm ups. Not having enough 45 plates in the gym to suffice my ultimate animal needs, I went around collecting bodies, bodies ranging from 150 pound weaklings to 300 pound blobs. I stood them all in a line and threw an olympic bar like a javelin through their torsos, making a human shish-kebob weighing 3000 lbs. I threw it up over my head, took a deep breath into my belly of human flesh and blood, and repped for 20. Then I siphoned some of my cars gasoline out onto the floor beneath the 3000 pound human squat bar, lit it up and cooked myself a well balanced animal meal. Some might call it murder, I just call it instinct, animals can't be arrested for murder. Animal Pak, can you handle it?

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