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This made me laugh for a very long time just recently:

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3 things:

1. ive been looking for this clip for a while and i just randomly stumbled upon it, while searching if anyone had posted anything about wine or martini bars in seoul

2. does cornedbeef still post? this and the gif of him with the bigger dude with the guitar were awesome.

3. bwahahahaha!

note to self:

those matchsticks are not chocolate penises

i did not accidentally click on evan's blog.

hmm... to each his own, cause i saw those and thought they looked like these really gross chocolate twinkies they used to, or still do i dont remember, sell in mexico. they also sold some strawberry ones too which is fucking good, damn being in korea and their lack of tasty mexican treats!

being poor, unemployed, and homeless (well not really homeless just couch surfin for the time being) in a foreign country is an interesting time. come one job, i need this!

fuck jetlag!

its 930, and im already feeling like im gonna fall asleep soon.

^ i also want a donut but i dont like jelly donuts so something else.

also i want some indian food with a side of honey coated naan.

i don't even know why i procrastinated on something so serious. wtf is wrong with me. hopefully everything will be alright tomorrow.

same boat dude. i have a follow up interview tomorrow, for a make or break job for me and i keep putting off preparing my demonstration. like i usually get anxieties about things like this so i know i should prepare but some times i cant.

When I talk to women with low-cut shirts I never make eye contact. I am in love with breast. From big to small.

'i am love with breast?' so just one. are you too good for the right one, is it left all the way

some new hats

a new pair of jeans

a new pair of cream wallabees

and maybe some slim cargo pants, but this one is a maybe cause nothing out there is catching my eye.

oh and some new glasses

Have been marathoning Bones for the last week or so with my girl.

taken out of context this is an awesome quote. hi-five farmer!

i had a fucked up dream the other night.

i dreamed that i was talking to my dad about the trip i took to vietnam a few months back. then he started telling me alittle about when he served in the army during the vietnam war. then he tells me im surprised i didnt catch anything overthere, with all the whores i was hooking up with' i kinda startled myself awake after he said that but not cool.

do they still do the all you can eat and drink for 30,000 on thursdays at on the border? im assuming that im still not going to be working this thursday and was wondering if any of you guys would be interested in checking it out. cause when i get this job ill probably never be able to go again.

happy birthday julz! damn i guess im really out of touch from this site now had no idea she had childrens, congrats on that too.

ugh, so im moving back to seoul tomorrow, and i remembered that there is no redbull in seoul. so i just bought one and pounded it, now im hella jittery. its weird redbull used to not do this to me, wtf?

i told my mom about it and she is all (paraphrase), 'i should smack you for doing something stupid like that'

Weaver boots

i was about to go buy some new wallabees on monday guess ill wait and get these instead.

whats a good site to buy a flight from seoul to america? for some reason the flight from sfo to incheon one way is really cheap but from incheon back is like a grand

i know that i should be thinking positive that i will get this position and i wont need a flight back for like a year but still you gotta have a back up plan.

hey, whats a good spot to get a banh mi. i went to lee sandwich today to get one and while it was good and hella cheap. ill assume there to be some hidden gem that i dont know of.

i just listened to the new big boi album and i need to give it a couple of more listens cause on first listen it was a little above average but i wasnt really paying attention.

WHAT THE FUCK!?!?! when did this happen and why wasnt i informed. im gonna go look for these later

ugh, just read like 50 pages of that team DMZ thread. my head hurts now, im going to sleep now. read the rest later.

bump.

im kinda upset about this. i havent seen unsalted chips anywhere, i used to get them all the time when i was living in seoul.

i remember i was doing some grocery shopping with a friend and she saw that i put the unsalted chips in my basket and she was all 'i am proud of you for starting to eat healthier' to which i responded 'dont be, i drown these bitches in hot sauce, its just too salty if i get the regular chips'

that and sun chips are my favorite, probably the cheddar ones, not drowned in hot sauce though.

vietnamese coffee shop hiring on craigslist, wtf? http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/fbh/1854497574.html

ive actually never been to a vietnamese coffee shop before, not counting the ones i went to when i was in vietnam but those were legit coffee shops where patrons just drink coffee

im sure its worth checking out though

yesterday....

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how had i not seen this thread.

true fact: I have personally seen mrcharlybrown eat 3 human babies and then wash them down with a fifth of everclear. I had a bbibimbap and a small bowl of soup. Then he went and curled a couple of small Hyundais.

what dis said.. it's all true.

and those babies tasted delicious.

damn it im pissed on this one. out of all the weird restaurants in seoul how did i miss out on baby night..

im not sure which ones i should get.

i tracked down a pair of the marc jacobs wranglers in my size, which ive been wanting for a while.

or if i should actually do something ive been talking about for years. ive always said that someone should get a pair of 'luxury' jeans and give em the 1 year treatment. i found a pair of the levis repro style true religions at an outlet mall for cheap.

the t.r are like less than half the price so thats the thing that is really keeping me from pulling the trigger on the wranglers.

so i just spent the last few days getting reaquainted with the future, and what the fuck!? hella cats got banned in the last year, what happened? it sounds like shit got too serious or too real for some to handle. uhh... details?

i hate whenever i bite the inside of my mouth, the wound just makes it easier to bite again. just bit the inside of my lip for the 3rd time in 2 days on the same spot.