Corbin Law

if(zombies == supernatural occurence)

{return training in native american shamanism to battle the hordes;}

else

{return left for dead;}

theres a parking garage down the street from my school

next to it is a circular shopping center/apartment complex which will work really well for a post Z-day colony.

barricades around the shopping center, and a moat before the barricade and a second ring around the parking garage, with archers on each floor taking down the zombie hordes as they fall into the moat.

their dead dead bodies are then burned for fuel for the colony. our research scientists are working on 2 things. A. converting infected tissue into an edible and delicious mass. B. Alchemy.

that radiology filet o fish is too next level for my bowels.

is there any way to embed a face book video on here?

idk if those flavors combine very well?

put a little honey with the ground coffee in the filter comes out delic.

honey black.

yeah i feel that, jeep stay strong mah nig.

^DONE

ummm and now hes IMing me, awkwarddddd shit fuck

not to hate on your city jane. but i chilled with some Dallas folk this evening, and my lord! how some hyper privledged kids growing up in affluent neighborhoods can fuck them selves up.

i dreamt i was in the desert, but rock formations had formed into the shape of jewish religious figures

at the base of the rock formation was a 7,000 page textbook on the history of jewish mathematics.

ginger ale is gods urine.

just got waitlisted to plan II at ut austin.

so Southwestern it is!

major psych

minor music.

jmatsu, for the sake of your balls and your posterity, please put a little sag in them jeans.

theres already 2 book threads.

aughhh

fucking wash that shit'!

dirty dozen brass band.

a few months ago i pulled myself from the cast of the current play.

2.5 weeks before the show opens one of the supporting roles fails alg II

hes a senior, flamouyantly gay, and a dumbfuck

no one else is willing to take over his role

damn yee sense of responsibility!

if i could speak a weather encantation i would, but alas i am not the wizard of yore.

pharmacist at walgreens was like: need to see the girl this goes to

i was like : ffffuuuck

pharmacist at CVS: yeah nig i can hook you up

i was like : uhhh yeh

well im off to the cvs now...

this is the flow of high to low of the past few hours

hi: i came

low: condom broke

hi: shes on the pill

low: shes on antibiotics which have a history of interfering with birth control

hi: studies show that the interference only occurs with rimfapin which shes not on.

need morning after pill nauu

i really wasnt that big of a fan of the book

viggo will probs be pretty good as pops. nick cave score would be nice if its on par with his score for assasination of jesse james.

thats mr. lan ho. ultimate planeswalker.

white chocloate macadamia oatmeal cookies.

hit the fucking spot.

clopek, im really feelin that geller jacket.

its very, mr smith goes to brahshington

i got some serious vintage mtg.

im talking tempest and ice age and beyond that shit

25% swede

25% pol

50% italia