darkanimal

Like Satan

go to the store

buy bread

buy peanut butter

go home

eat peanut butter sandwich

i knew it.. i was on mushies to tripped out to cross the street to say what's up!

yo mike proj was that you I yelled at yesterday sitting on bedford around 1pm?

I use my old co. id to get free entry into MoMa to look at fart! My old Queens residence id to get free into PS1. For places like Whitney and Guggenheim I show my student kindergarten id.

They give me $2 whenever I walk in to see the mummies

I went to San Francisco with DUM and billy and got hustled into a strip club!

Im celibate so i'll have to get married first.

hahah a priest has more sexual experience than you!

Supleme supleme supleme

Last chance bump!

Il text u letz be fashion txt buddies

im thinking of driving down to the city

if i were to go on a weekend, do you guys know of any covered parking lots that offer reasonable rates?

Just park in front of Atelier and bring a car cover.

bump!p!p!p!!

Buy pants perfect for Saturday and summer

No I stole them from Michelle Lamy while Rick was taking a piss...so basically I got them for free

Hahha yeah dismal. Jerry Maguire style

29 White Detroits sold..tnx....buy more

Wait what? Everything was good til this portion.

Single moms need some lovin too

my recent experience with this girl I brought home on my 2nd date reached a couple of bases but didn't close, she fell of the face of the earth and I didnt care, last week she sent me a message she wants to hang out, I promised to call her yesterday:

girl: you never called me yesterday

dark: this is true..let's do next Mon or Tues

girl: what do you want to do

dark: treasure hunting

girl: lol

dark: were going to the beach

girl: i can't wear bathing suit

dark: we'll just chill on the boardwalk

girl: ok what if its scorching heat got to do something indoor

dark: indoor drinking

girl: lol david wont approve of that

dark: who is he again, is he the teacher

(I thought she broke up with this dude)

girl: yeah

dark: is he the jealous type

girl: he says hes not but hes possessive

dark: well im not the jealous type

girl: lol youre the best

dark: i know! both outdoor and indoor

girl: dont get all pervy on me

dark: i cant help but tell the truth

girl: ok so yeah next week then, il schedule the baby sitter so we can meet

tnx Mike... KoreanFC sounds yummy

yo mike Il prolly bump into yo..im currently 27 & park. what are the good cheap spots to eat at besides curry hill. Even the bodegas around here have curry

yo i wanna go to ny and go sufu-spotting

I want to go to Italy and go pope spotting

unless joey just bought a chihuahua