Oh my god, I can only imagine what would happen if that big red thingie had a leak somewhere while it's pressing!
I used to work at a dairy packing butter, and whenever the machine broke down somehow there would be just masses and masses of butter everywhere. We had to go in and clean them with water hoses and things that were kind of like screen wipers. I would always reek of butter whenever I got home, so much so that my friends wouldn't watch football with me (had the 3pm-11pm shift).
Do you smell like sweet apples at the end of the day, b_F?