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It's just psychology. Same as if the majority of girsl looked like Miranda Kerr we wouldn't think twice about them.

real talk, miranda kerr is ugly. weird nose shape and her eyes are too far apart. the average girl at safeway looks better than her

bunch of coffee & related paraphanaila for my mom

thinsulate gloves for my dad

some dvds for my sister

playmobil sets for my cousin younger cousin

book store gift card for my older cousin

^women's studies

h&m x margiela

h&m x margiela

h&m x margiela

maison martin margiela (no vis)

exactly, i think im even too fuckin lazy to properly go off the grid

how about "off the grid until i need to go outside and get food"

heard it has better construction too but idk. I like how it looks a lot better than reg. converse but I can't pinpoint why lol. might be the color way.

they got rid of some of the dumb detailing, black line on the midsole, 2 pointless eyelets on the inside, etc. the silhouette is nice, but regular cons are just gross because they're so overdesigned. i'd go for it.

white ppl doing acoustic covers of cheif keef. ugh just die

i wanna see taylor swift - 3hunna

the neck detailing on that sweater is god awful but otherwise i think it's okay

anybody got the cp x welcome track shoes? i'm wondering exactly what this "kinsai double" fabric they have on the upper is

There's this one bathroom I always go to at school because its a lot nicer and usually empty. I go in to take a dump, notice that no one is there, so im just chillin as I do my thing. About like 10 mins later, I start hearing some noises to the stall next to me and realized there was a dude next to me the WHOLE ENTIRE TIME being as quiet as possible. Thats when I finished my business and left.

once I walked into a bathroom and saw a special needs kid standing in one of the stalls pissing, door wide open, pants all the way down. i tried to ignore him and then he turned his head and tried to talk to me.

hanes

n&f

vans

should've copped a black white tshirt instead

i'm glad i stopped wearing long hair before getting ids. long hair + skinny means everyone asking "will that be all, ma'am?"

i could just imagine that dude

comin thru 2 the club, premeditated goal in mind

bottle in hand,

camera around the neck

looking thru the crowd

singling out the one crazy girl

waving the bottle around like an extension of his penis

thinking about the angle to shoot for tonight's snapshot

precariously trying not to get champagne splash on his camera lens

work of art. this guy should perform at museums

that site is creepy as fuck and most those girls seem to be underage.

is that supposed to be a bad thing?

those tanlines, damn.

jcrew jumper

hanes tee

club monaco pants

vans

sticky fingers

not as sticky as they'll be after picking up an entire half of a banana from your car's floor. try a fork.

.

when I'm driving to work eating a banana and I have to pay attention to the road so I kind of grab the wheel with both hands for a second and my banana breaks in two and the bigger end falls onto the floor and I pick it back up and just look at it and it looks back at me and then I have to throw out the bigger part of my fucking banana.

try cutting it up, putting the slices in a bowl, and putting it in your cupholder. trust me, i'm a breakfast expert.

come on!

fuck white square plates

square plates "center of balance when holding them one handed" game is all fucked up. equilateral triangle plates are where it's at

pulled over by a cop

asks for licence and registration

give him library card by accident

hey, i've kept books out past due date too, but shit man, never had to deal with cops because of it before.

sounded completely authentic too, like she really thought the statue had a nice ballsack but didn't realize how bizarre saying soemthing like that actually is.

you saying it didn't?