Lukenstein

So far , too good.

"you look like a jazz musician"

"you look like an artist from the 80s"

"are you about to perform a bank heist"

 

guess which clothing item

i got too stoned last night and was making some stir fry when i accidentally knocked the wok off the hob. i was just stood there staring at it all on the kitchen floor when i started to think about life and shit. staring at the beansprouts, peppers etc, i started thinking about my ex girlfriends and what i've done wrong to make the relationship end. i went into my room and started crying in bed.

 

i think i saw the void in my stir fry

Thankyou, i needed that 

Helping me make a little tune for a friend.

you need to stop doing that face brotato, for real

Suckin cheeks in to give the enhanced visibility of cheekbones.

Next vehicle 

Ronnie creager got kicked off/ left blind a while ago which is crazy......who is he gonna ride for?

He's become a lot more involved with the berrics lately and i saw a photo he posted with him holding a girl board and i beleive there was talk of an enjoi or almost board photo as well.

The guy is a smooth tech legend and i was lucky enough to meet him one time he was in Australia. Cant stand to see him with no board sponsor.

Hung-over looking pilot.

Understand it, would-be consumer.

Bushwalking

Nice timepiece!!

S710xx

Wayne you just need to lay off any substances and set some realistic goals in order to change your situation. They may be a long way down the track but at least it will give you an end of tunnel light to glance at while you do your day to day. Get satisfaction out of doing things that are proactive to your situation.

Having to download subtitles seperately

And then they aren't properly in sync. (Damn Norwegian Wood).

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You too?

I was filming the santa claus parade in my town for Rogers today, and there's this kid they get who does studio work to come help on a mobile shoot when he doesn't know how the fuck to work a camera. So I'm doing my shit during the parade and I get called over to help this guy with something on his lens but he's on one of these platforms so he has a better shot or w/e. So I'm climbin up this rickety ass platform's ladder and as I get to the top step my foot gets caught and I stumble. I nosedive off this 6foot platform and land on my head in the way of the parade. I blackout and wake up in an ambulance. Apparently right after I fell off this platform I was like "Yo I'm totally fine like I'm bleeding and just fell on my head but I'm good" and Rogers just kept on filming like I didn't just majorly concuss myself. 3 stitches beside my left eye and I'm a bit scraped up + can feel a black eye coming in. I wonder if they caught me falling off the platform on tape though I'll try to get a copy

When I'm browsing this site and see this much bullshit, I immediately scroll away

I settle in with a cup of hot chocolate.

Fire up the birkenstocks...

It might have something to do with his "who here is drunk" post or similar vein.

Xxxx is my local beer.

Who's got that new halo? I guess i'll have to buy an xbox after all.

I'm in an elavator full of nice family staring at my dinosaur jr tshirt which displays a child smoking.

^ crikey.

gold beetle

Christmas beetle.