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when i'm drunk i basically sit down when i piss

also whatup to smoking wihle shitting

chewing gum while shitting is weird tho

One time in highschool I walked into the toilets only to see one of my teachers on the urinal, eating a sandwich in one hand and his dick in the other. Shit is messed up

I hate almost everyone I work with and I'm the fucken boss

Had one of the most awkward things happen to me at a friends party last night. Went to use the bathroom at his house but it was occupied so I went to use the upstairs bathroom (upstairs was off limits to the guests but because I'm good friends with him and know his house I thought it would be alright etc etc) and as I turned the corner there was this girl I didn't know with her panties around her knees changing sanitary pads. I mean it wasn't really my fauly cause the door wasn't even closed. We just stared at each other in shock and I apologised and quickly left. Avoided eye contact and making making small talk the rest of the night

Jealous fuckin people and especially friends. People who after having some minor experience about something/watch a show about a specific topic, suddenly know it all. I like to call these the "overnight experts." People with extremely bias opinions. Stop preaching cause noone gives a shit about what you think.

Can't wait to see the deliciously depraved things she gets herself involved with when that bank account run dry.

im waiting for her to run outta monies and do porn

hmmm...getting there

So one of my friends is whipped to the core. Last night we were watching a movie when his GF calls and they spend over half an hour talking which was just him basicaly saying "yeah...yeah...I am listening!" He starts turning down the volume and we all give him dirty looks so he leaves the room. When he comes back he just sits in the corner looking all depressed. Then after a while he gets called again at about 1AM asking to pick her up from some bar in the city (30 minute drive) and of course he goes. The sad thing is shit like this happens all the time. "I had to spend the whole week with her just so we could hang out tonight"

guy has no balls

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Late pass but can't wait for

I don't get all the hate for Suckerpunch, I mean sure it ain't great but "worse movie you've ever seen?" Or is it more to do with the fact it was a let down?

Alguersuari got classified DNF I think but a great race and drive from both Webber and Hamilton. Glad the golden child didn't win.

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@3:10 Fortunately she doesn't know which "driveway" they were referring to

"I'm fucked up, but I'm up"

Never played BF before but damn that looks good

anyway to speed or slow your metabolism, as mines on overdrive since birth

supposedly chilli speeds up your metabolism

I stopped playing BO for pretty much the same reason. Kill Cam shows alternate universe...

Nice, small and clean Patrick Stephan

New Williams livery. Very nice I think at least from this angle

Legit 36" hem jeans

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I heard that too, but they will stick with a retro livery. They no longer have RBS as a title sponsor so maybe the car won't be blue. I think that's why they weree going retro.

Going to be interesting, the two "Lotus" teams going head to head and it's time for a new livery Red Bull.

I guess the question is, is Sydney that turrible or does the photographer just have a really shitty eye? From the multiple times I've seen Sydney blogs up here, looks like the former (sorry)..

Definately the latter. There are plenty of stylish people in Australia. It's just that all of the bloggers like to post/photograph what's considered "trendy" at the moment.

I didn't see The Stranger but I didn't think Black Balloon was that bad..

when you cant stop eating something delicious, then end up getting sick...then you are scarred forever from eating that delicious item.

haha I had this with calamari rings. Now I can't eat them anymore

When you go to get something from its' usual position only to find someone else has taken/used it and not returned it