Denton

that brand that makes the "pussy eater" and "fuckkk" stuff is behind me at this tradeshow. Or it's a knockoff pussy eater brand, which would be even funnier. 

collab w them

Got so crossed on my bday that when we went out to eat, as soon as our food arrived I ate a few fries and ended up knocking out right next to my food.

As soon as I wake up, my mostly untouched food is in a to-go box, everyone else is done with their food, and the check is paid for. I felt so embarrassed.

this happened to me except my friends ate my food and took pictures posing with me

and then i woke up to vomit

not a good look

is that your apt?

did that guy's foot get cut off?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL7qWheigfw

price drops on stuff

DRY CLEAN ONLY

you look like a background dancer in a janet jackson video

line dry will leave anything cotton cardboardy. dunno about pilling never had that problem

3d printed bag w gold accents 4 wayne rooney

portland wsup

girls in men's clothes

hubba hubba

you may choose from the following

- buzz rickson

- muji

- acronym / stone island

- military surplus (dyed black years ago, now faded)

- (japanese brand not readily available outside japan)

- (no-name from gas station or gift shop)

shadowy nemesis in two year old range rover with aftermarket wheels

outfit not very william gibson at all

gets you irl +rep

Kissing/sucking on my ear

the noise though ugh

massimo vignelli

no I don't read any books or magazines or have any life experiences at all

littlest skinhead

rip glasgow school of art

ron ron hire me as your furniture sensei.  i can teach you stuff.  the ashtray and can stay but the pillow is basurington.

hahaha browns had less than 24 hours of thinking they were gonna go places

really should just call it a day as a franchise