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cornwhole

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  1. ...came back with larger eyes...

    wo didn't know that could be done. I thought that if you tried to make the eyesockets larger by shaving the bone away it would just make the eyeballs sink into the head. Or did he get that eyelid surgery or something?

    sidenote

    jesus I cannot stand the surgery scenes on nip/tuck or in documentaries etc. fuck shit just stands my hair on end.

  2. ...came back with larger eyes...

    wo didn't know that could be done. I thought that if you tried to make the eyesockets larger by shaving the bone away it would just make the eyeballs sink into the head. Or did he get that eyelid surgery or something?

    sidenote

    jesus I cannot stand the surgery scenes on nip/tuck or in documentaries etc. fuck shit just stands my hair on end.

  3. Last night I got really drunk, right. chatted up some girl at the bar and got the digits, but I don't remember her name and she's in my phone as Galagma cos I was too drunk to spell her name right.

    I just laughed as I looked through my phone and saw that.

    2i067p1.jpg

  4. this girl I know apparently just got breast implants and liposuction, I learned of it on facebook through vague references on comments and such on her wall ("I want to see you and your new friends!" etc), lol'ing so hard.

    it's hard to believe "real people" get this shit done. Knew a girl in highschool who got a nose job at 15. Damn you don't even know what your nose is gonna look like at 15, not done growing jesus

  5. I was changing the trash bags in the bathrooms at work and in the bottom of the can, not even in the bag was a pair of boxers smeared with fucking yellow/brown, runny shit.

    and one wet tube sock.

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