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lovelysteve

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  1. Movie fucking honked so bad. She looked good tho.

    It's going to get better though

    With New Moon likely to make yet another metric fuckload of money this weekend we need to find the bright side to the entire Twilight mania. There must be something good that comes from this awful Mormon fantasy that seems to have invaded our culture on every front. That something is the eventual movie version of Breaking Dawn.

    Even though New Moon has made a bazillion dollars and even though the third Twilight book, Eclipse, is already filming, Summit has declined to announce the fourth and final Twilight book as a movie. There's a good reason for this: Breaking Dawn is completely fucking insane, and it is probably totally unfilmable. But if they do film it... man, we are in for a treat.

    Breaking Dawn opens with Bella Swan, the lacteal heroine of the series, finally getting married to Edward Cullen, the mopey vampire hero. They go off to honeymoon on Isle Esme, a Brazilian island the Cullen clan owns (this is already ridiculous beyond belief. Imagine a vampire going snorkeling; it basically happens in this book), and Edward is afraid to fuck his new bride. The reason: he's super strong and she's just a human - Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex type of situation here. But Bella wears him down and Edward throws it in her - and knocks her the fuck out, leaving her badly bruised.

    Let's go over that again: Edward fucks Bella into unconsciousness. This alone should have you running to Fandango to pre-order your tickets, but it only gets better.

    Despite being knocked out cold by his sexual style (and having the headboard destroyed), Bella goes back to Edward for seconds. This time he knocks her up. Yes, an undead vampire apparently has enough viable sperm to impregnate a human woman while fucking her off the coast of Rio de Janero. Stephenie Meyer, you fabulous idiot!

    http://chud.com/articles/articles/21684/1/THE-DEVIN039S-ADVOCATE-WHY-BREAKING-DAWN-MUST-BE-MADE-INTO-A-MOVIE/Page1.html

  2. don't be too sad mw2 on PC blows, direct console port.

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  3. half alive/half deep-fried fish

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  4. Anyone looking to buy a netbook? Going to sell my 99% working one, barely used it since i got it, same as this one:

    http://cgi.ebay.com.au/MSI-Wind-U100-Mini-Netbook-2GB-N270-80GB-Extra-Battery_W0QQitemZ130340002731QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAU_comp_laptop?hash=item1e58de9bab#ht_578wt_1165

    but with a 120gb hdd instead and 1gb memory. I'd be willing to sell it for a lot less then what it's going for on ebay to anyone on here or ill put it on ebay. PM me if your interested

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