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Muhai

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  1. weeeirrrd morning...

    the dad of one kid in my English class is a psychologist and insists on visiting all his sons classes and analyzing all the students before he decided whether or not he wants his son in that class

    some girl just had a breakdown about an abusive past and started bawling right before class ended and he kinda chuckled to himself and was like

    "well i opened ya up, but it looks like I wont have enough time to work with you on this, good luck on the midterms!"

  2. hi worms gf,

    i have 2 questions for you.

    how do you feel about frute swags? sexy? no?

    Is it true that rick owens won't get you laid?

    thank you.

    Frute swagz>goth ninja but that isnt saying much

    And contrary to popular beleif, there is a small chance that you will meet a blind girl and your rick owens attire will go unnoticed.

    So dont give up hope...

    A question of my own now maybe?

    HOW THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE KNOW IM WORMS GIRLFRIEND?!

  3. I just hit "paste" and sent an email to my environment science teacher of what i thought was my page of calculations but turned out to say

    "im going to rip out your spine and beat you with it"

    which i guess i copied from an IM conversation earlier that day

    ...this is going to result in a nice afterclass chat on monday...

    =/

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