Muhai

bonsai do not want...

L O L

website logo design..

From the ol' days, kinda grainy for some reason

thats a shame

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yeah, i played Cranium and watched Animal Planet

ALL NIGHT LONG, BAY BEE

fuck i just accidentally gave her + rep

i was over-eager...

tell me more

ill tell u secrets abt other sufu regs if i happen to come to ny nexy summer.

got mad secrets to spill but wont snitch.<3

he'll beat me up if i say too much, i'll just say hes actually upwards of 300 lbs, that whole "skinny asian" thing is just a ruse to reel in the pussy

but why will you be in ny? Hopefully worm and i will be shopping there around then, i wanna cash in on this gossip

I just received a rep implying that before iphoneness i jerked off in waiting rooms. This is entirely* untrue.

*not entirely

i seriously considered sending you a similar rep but i was out of fire

=(

i want to know what suckdick is like in real life

his internet persona is kinda difficult to understand

hes my best friend

worm and i were staying in a hotel in nyc, and this morning at 4 AM i wake up to 5 guys pounding on our door, yelling

"GET OUT HERE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET ROLLED. IF YOU DONT OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR WE'RE GONNA GO GET THE KEY AND YOU'LL WISH YOU HAD NEVER WOKEN UP"

this goes on for like, 5-10 minutes with me crouching by the door in abject terror and wondering if my 117 pound fashionista boyfriend is in a gang, before one of the drunk belligerent assholes is like

"shit man, this is room 504, our man is in 505..."

but seriously, i love new york

I saw some dude who I swear is Dr. Worm (no creeper) in NYC today on 5th and 52ish

Same face, wearing some Rafish jacket I think?

Was it you?

Also some kid in Barneys today, we were wearing almost the exact same thing (dior jeans, dior leather jacket, white high tops). I thought you were my reflection until you moved.

that was him, we were walking from the met

http://my.hypebeast.com/showpost.php?p=873587&postcount=22

L O L

HOLY SHIT I REALLY WANT TO SEE THIS PIECE AT THE GUGGENHEIM

what? first xmas present ever?

yeah!! It was a really nice scarf and a card with bible quotes!

I've never gotten one before, my parents are mussslimmmmsss, so their biggest holiday is just not eating for a month!

ALSO MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

I'm going to NYC tomorrow, I'm so excited!

I Got My First Christmas Present Ever Last Night

From Worms Mom!!!

yeah well I'm relying on his family actually wanting it, I hope they don't just return it for SPCA credit after he goes back to college.

I usually give kittens out though, theres a ton of them in the shelters around Christmas that people pick up off the streets and bring in, so i try to adopt as many as i can before they "recycle" them...

I'm on petfinder right now picking out a puppy to get with Worm for his family on Christmas!

Philly has so many pitbulls up for adoption

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if you machine-wash dye something, does rinsing it with vinegar really help set the colors?

Miyahhhhhhhhhhh

Chow? (10)

Pippin!

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i really wanna give someone a manicure

i wish worm wasnt a dude...

some famous sufuer will kill himself and people will make a RIP thread and it will get stickyed

suicide threat?

because i beat a giant purple dick off all day

glad you clarified

this photo is such an eye opener, i never want to be caught with this group in public again

so when did everyone else realize they were ashamed of their friends?

sorry for teefing your name

;___;

mine is part of muhaiyadeen which is my second or third middle name, i forget