Chris-Craft

how the hell do you accidently grab a snatch? i could understand an oopsie daisy light touch or a back hand or something. please, if you would, take me thru the drunken motions that could possibly lead to a full fledged grip-on-twat.

haha, i wish i could remember enough to explain myself. im sure it wasnt a full fledged grip-on-twat, but thats how it was described to me.

update:

after talking to friends who drank less than me, apparently i accidentally grabbed some girls snatch, fell down a flight of stairs, got slapped...repeatedly, collapsed, chugged mccormicks and my friends who threw the party just dropped off my cell phone...i think it fell out of my pocket when i fell down the stairs.

average night.

it ain't even real, though.

right?

yeah, its not real...but that doesnt make it not creepy as fuck.

apparently i tried to grab a girls ass last night and got slapped. also, i heard i kinda punched a girl in the head (no abuse) on accident. and i cant find my phone. rage.

I would pay even more money for curly fries that were all perfectly spiraled.

i wouldnt. i appreciate diversity in my curly fries.

sperry

replay

brooks brothers

rayban

I got a guy that deals one-nug quarters when he's fresh. sweartagod I kept the stem so I have proof. He does one-nug eighths too, obviously.

thats not that big...a 7g nug is really nothing to write home about.

medical weed is usually stronger, but the difference isnt that big.

the individual pieces are nice, but he doesnt wear them well.

http://www.pe.com/localnews/inland/stories/PE_News_Local_S_webbuck1.e7982b.html

thank god we went thru the civil rights struggles in the 60s here in the us... could you imagine how bad it would be if we didnt completely destroy racism in this country?

:eek: id like to meet the idiot who thought that would be a good idea.

finished my midterms and nothing like some boomers to start off the weekend

damn it...its been way too long since ive done shrooms. for some reason theyre kind of hard to find in boulder, go figure.

and i would argue that radiohead is the greatest band in the world if i was forced to choose

greatest band actually playing right now, or greatest band ever? cause theres a big difference...

if this isnt corny, i dont know wtf is.

edit: also,

by the way, i just read this quote from sarah palin. she was speaking in maine

"I feel like I'm at home," Palin told about 6,000 people in a hangar at the Bangor International Airport. "I see the Carhartts and the steel-toed boots ... and the NRA hats," she said, referring to the work clothes brand and the National Rifle Association.

NRA Hats? an emerging sufu trend?

NRA hat? Now that's some next level shit right there.

quality sucks...consider yourself warned.

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*quietly drifts off to sleep*

im about to fail a calc test.

Why are you giving advice to the girls, they can't hear you.

Fixed.

exactly. i wouldnt survive long in prison.

edit: too much chatting, not enough exploitation of women!

i love this thread, but i always have to look over my shoulder before i open it

ndp and liberal are fairly different parties though....

its too bad we dont have a straight 2 major parties instead of 2 and one half sized.

yeah, because a two party system works so splendidly! i guess canada's case is different because you guys dont have winner-take-all elections, but still, two party systems have a tendency to silence the minority...which could be good, or very bad.

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photobooth takes mine until i get a nice camera.

chris-craft makes beautiful antique wooden boats, and ive grown up around them my whole life.

those two look eerily similar...

Clarks

Levi Big E 1947 Dry Goods 501xx LVC

Brooks Brothers

Gramicci

Loomstate

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