Kregg

When we were together, my ex and I always talked about going skydiving. I had a dream we took a trip to Vegas to rekindle our relationship. We had plans for casinos, shows, and skydiving. As we took off in our plane for skydiving, I was so happy to finally do something I've always wanted to do, especially with the girl I'm (still to this day) in love with. As we ascended, I felt the situation growing too perfect, and something was going to go down. Our engines failed due to a electrical problem, and we began freefall. For some reason, the doors were electronically locked, so we couldn't just jump. Instead, we sat in our chairs, we held hand for the first time since we broke up, and crashed into the Earth, killing us.

I woke up with my heart pounding and this feeling of emptiness. My first reaction was to text her, ask if she was okay, then realized I was just dreaming. =/

I'm not over this girl, and this dream got me thinking its possibly a sign, our relationship was a crash and burn.

Hopeless day followed.

sandpaper.

Would you rather orgasm every 3-5 minutes, unannounced, or never orgasm again?

Sigrid. <3

Would you rather

or

fixed

I was wondering how he got so many +reps when I referred to original post.

Then scrolled down, and thought "damn, sufu +reppin a lot of shitty fits"

Then I noticed it was the denim version..

Quote entire post, I'm tryin'a neg! Those shoes...

you my boy!

you listen to tyga?

Topblock looks okay, calf seems okay, but thighs are giving his pants horizontal stretchmarks

So if someone walks by that window, they see you standing there poking a window.

View from the outside in, concept.

Don't fap.

I laff'd

homegirl tried gettin mad at me because bitches be hollerin at me on facebook...

Zebras made lol, hard.

My ex who broke up with me, Just texted me asking if i remember one of our more romantic times together. The fuck is this.

Obv. a trap. Ignore, delete.

Whenever I make macaroni, the shit always comes out as a soup more so than cheesy goodness. its a bit depressing.

Little less water, little less drugs.

Girl I've been chatting with texts me, asks "hypothetically" if she became single, would I be interested. I answer, not wanted her to break up with her bf because of me, later explains that her relationship is really shaky right now, and she don't see things working out for much longer.

I think I'm a prearranged rebound? =/

any current coupon codes for gilt groupe?

It costs twice as much to change the oil in my new BMW than my previous car.

the cost of opportunity of 1 girl is 20,000 new girls

I like this

Erase Me - Kid Cudi

Did blow for the first time yesterday, for free.

dont hold back, sufu. Let 'em have it

'shit probably hangs to her knees

She look like a star, but only on camera, only on camera

My 3-10 shift became a 1-12:30 shift. All overtime.

^super draining your balls of their sperm count

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