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amazing breakfast food that's fast and easy, but sounds gross.

make toast, put peanut butter on it, then fried egg on top (yolk or no yolk)

dunno if it's actually a thing, but i've been eating it since i was a kid. mad yummy.

if my girl left her hotmail signed on i'd probably read like one email and then feel bad and pretend it never happened.

Crisis in Kyrgyzstan

some next level pictures of the protests in there.

crazy shit.

jesus fuck. lol

I'm having so much trouble working out all the OSAP and UTAPS shit.

i have a whole browser window filled with different tabs of both, but every time i look at them it makes me anxious and my head hurt. doesn't help that my mom sucks ass at filing her taxes so i have to look through a bunch of her shit to get the numbers. lkdasfghl;

THIS, OH GOD THIS.

It's the absolute worst thing you can do. I'd understand if you're carrying groceries or moving in or shit, but seriously? A single flight of stairs? Fat losers.

was at my friends res waiting >5 min for the elevator, then when it comes this chubby shit briskly walks out with this shit-eating grin on.

mother fucker pressed every button.

Can't find the "ask black ppl anything" thread so I'll post here instead

why do black people create dumbass nicknames and put it as their middle name on facebook

in highschool whenever we had a supply teacher who didn't know where to get attendance, they just passed around a sheet of paper to sign. i always made up a nickname and put it as my middle name in quotation marks.

John "The Impaler" Doe

others include

Sex Machine

J-spot

Pain Train

etc.

just discovered this thread, glad i did.

EDIT: also, owe a lot of +rep.

that whole music video is super duper awesome

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sometimes i have to turn the volume down playing ffXIII because all the little asian moans 'n shit.

moms guna thinks i'm hookin' up the azn pron on the bigscreen.

also, at times the dialogue is unbearably cheesy, but it's part of the charm i guess.

I wanna be in bacon paradise..

:c

yeah, ninja would probably be better, maybe cold blooded instead of lightweight for invisizombies

like i said, haven't played it yet, but it could be balanced fairly easily.

Ive been itchin' to make a custom "zombies" match

start out with 11 'humans' and one zombie (can only knife, commando/light/marathon, tac insertion, smoke grenade) anyone he kills switches sides and becomes a zombie.

other possibilities include

- using less health

- using extra health

- headshots only

- i forget

- etc etc

i remember playing this in halo 2 and it was great.

looks like itd be fun on that new snow map with the central house, only problem is you'd need people who'd actually play lol.

whatchyall think?

rainy as tits. awkward camara angle (no tripod concept)

olive toque(novis)/toj/FH/R&B/thrifted allen edmonds

^ because even the most retarded cod players will bust out a stinger after they get decimated by 3 rounds of air support.

the double cuff/shoe action aint so hot either, if you have to cuff them twice and they're still huge cuffs, you should probably get them shortened to something manageable.

i never use glass pipes.

people who talk about movies like theyre real or something

like when youre watching something and someone just goes "wow what a jerk" when a character does something mean

this shit bugs me so much and it ruins movies for me

or when people ask you whats gunna happen right as its happening, then ask you what just happened directly after, because they missed it while they were busy asking you what was gunna happen.

people that talk during movies i guess.

probably latepass, but i'm giggling right now.

Man, I haven't looked in a while, but when did CP's get to be near $400??

this year, shits wack.