thedaniway

my landlord is scary as fuck

that's my old landlord

my landlord knocked on my door yesterday while i had the music blasting. i finally heard some faint knocking and went to the door to find my maintenance guy... telling me that my landlord wanted him to pass the message on to turn my music down.

i hate that bullshit. i live in a music conservatory-with a guy that plays electric guitar downstairs... and people across the hall who are never home. let me play my damn music loud!

at 6 20 this am i got it handed to me right. and i liked it. man, sex is great... probably one of the best things ever...

wait... why was off bowery banned?

I KNOW ITS LIKE CRAZY THAT I JUST MANAGED TO GET HER AIM SOMEHOW WHEN ITS NOT POSTED ANYWHERE, AND WE STAY UP ALL NIGHT WHILE YOURE CLEANING CAT SHIT AND WHISPER SWEET NOTHINGS TO EACH OTHER

FCUK THE JIG IS UP DANI WE CAN NO LONGER BE E-TOGETHER

when he says "e-together" he means ecstasy, because that's what our cyber relationship was... i'm sorry we have to cut it short.

just doing you a public service. don't want you to lose her to a guitar-strummer who puts flowers in her hair and shit.

jeff strums guitar, but i like the whole putting flowers in my hair all day. it makes me think about sitting in the woods by a medium-sized creek, eating an apple... that's nice... i like that...

girl gets messages and rep all day long tellin her how hot she is. she don't need to hear it from me (on a message board). shit, even clopek AIM stalks her. I don't even know where her AIM is posted anywhere. kinda weird.

but it's more like... AIM small talks me. and it's okay, clopek. i don't mind.

after you pinned jeff and won your match, did you celebrate by having sex with a real man?

since when is jeff not a real man? he gets the job done 3 times on average during each match.

i got into the house around 2 30 last night and promptly woke jeffvyain up for a wrestling match, then fell asleep.

it's always a good time

oh daniway what a cute little rant. sorry im not rocking a fixed gear and a vw bug. and i do just fine with girls as several members on this board know sorry i dont flaunt my home life around on the internet. although i find it funny that you with no furniture and cat shit around your house can pass judgement about anyone elses living situation.

i didn't say anything about your living situation. i'm sure you're fixed well enough to buy expensive clothes to THINK you look good.

i was simply expressing my strong distaste towards the way you look and dress... and i still don't know any girls who would touch you with a million foot pole.

dani, i like you. you're nice and somewhat innocent seeming...but joey looks fucking sick every day of the week, and has more style in the little thing that pushes the shit out of his asshole than you have in your entire body.

no hate though.

yea, he does look sick. grotesque, really. i mean... he's wearing a long tank top, with a long cardigan... some sort of yellow looking pants and he's pigeon-toeing. his hair is out of control/oil field looking. and his attempts to talk shit constantly fall flat.

i think he's confused about his sexuality more than anything...

edit: the pants are white, they just look/are dirty.

weird pic

robert geller

niibo

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robert gelleer

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i don't know any girl that would even want touch a guy that looks like you. you wear the same scraggly looking shit every single day with your hair all stringy and greasy and NASTY looking. i may be a cwg and have knobby knees but at least i don't look fucking HOMELESS (every single day) and think that it looks good. i'm so sick of you talking shit about everyone else's fits and not taking enough time to care about yours. you're just gross.

fall in love again... seriously-if the break up hurt that much to where you have to ask for advice online, it's going to be a while for the sting to go away. so just date around until you find someone better... or get a hobby.

edit: dating should not be a hobby.

that white mark is actually dirt from work today...

to work:

to play:

to work:

to play:

good luck with that

pshh

http://www.collegenews.org/x1221.xml

19; $7.50/hr... and I used to work 35-40 hrs per week, but I work at a gardening shop-and since the weather has been shitty for plants (meaning very few customers) I haven't been getting very many hours at all. I'm about to start school full time though, and take out a ridiculous amount of loans. I plan on kicking ass at school and getting a good job with a liberal arts major...

i've got the worst headache, and i can't get it to go away... i've taken every kind of pain relief-and have been using my own herbal remedies... does anyone have other suggestions?

wish we had a macro lens. it's not that purple jack herer but it's quite something.

ive never had that problem, but i also practiced retrograde ejaculation for a while, so my system is kinda rewired. ill +rep showbiz for that funny-ass post, but for now im on restriction.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retrograde_ejaculation

this does not sound pleasurable

Anyone else find it nearly impossible to pee after just ejaculating... even if you've since gotten soft.

i get stage fright if i'm not drunk at a urnal with some dudes right beside me.

Always gotta have the one urnal safety net.

When peeing in urnals also i like to aim it into a curve as not to get splashed. Either that or i try and get some piss through every one of the holes. Or if theres a scent biscuit in there without the plastic around it i pee real hard on it to dissolve as much as possible.

Last few times i've pee'd i got the dual stream thing goin on... it usually happens when theres boxer lint stuck in the urethra causing a blockage.

When i'm drunk i like to push real hard when i pee and make it come out really fast.

Also if theres some leftover toiletpaper in there i pee real hard on it and try to rip it in half.

this is just funny