AliceGlass

twix! now that's a candy bar.

Does anyone actually like butterfinger candy bars?

if they were homemade and laced with drugs I'd say the chances are not looking good.

interesting...

I once had a glass of chocolate explode all over me. The glass itself just shattered for no apparent reason right as I sat down in the living room. I think I was about 7 years old and I wasn't supposed to bring food/drink into the living room. It got all over my pink pants I was wearing and my mom was pissed.

^to stir as you go, or do you actually drink it from the spoon, like soup?

When you find something you've been looking for that you thought was lost.

I love that discovery moment of 'FUCK YEAH! I FOUND IT!!' which is usually followed up by some sort of mini happy dance and a few 'woo hoo!'s and other random hollers of excitement lol

maybe cause you are?

guess so. Thanks for the confirmation!

I should really watch the news and/or read a newspaper more often. I've never even heard of this thing until today.....and that's only because it was the google art for today.

I feel stoopz.

Tuesday's was a nice change of pace.

this americano I'm drinking does not taste like a double.

I'm sick and my nose is stuffed up and I can't taste anything I eat

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I'm at work, so I had to do it fast before someone caught me lol

last Friday was so much better than this Friday.

I also know that 4 weeks from now Friday will be much better than this Friday as well.

I plus repped alice glass. And that other girl in the main waywt. When exactly do i get laid now? Does it cum in the mail?

Had you suggested In n Out it would've been a done deal. Shit, even Jack in the Box, but no, you wanted to take me to BK or Long John Silvers

I'm not really one to actually 'hate' a person, but FUCK I hate my crazy ass ex. (And when I say 'crazy' I really mean CRAZY and not in the way where people call their ex's crazy because they just because it seems like a good insult. The guy is fucking insane. And a complete asshole to boot.)

Him and his fucking "?" text messages. WHAT THE FUCK. I wish you could block someone from texting you. Or contacting you in any way, shape or form. Maybe I can get on the witness protection program or something.

^thanks x2

my rachels are size 25 and I generally wear a size 26. Some days I wish I'd just gotten a 26, but they need to fit tight to look right, so I just deal with not being able to move so freely lol. My veggie wash rachels are size 27 and they're easier to wear, but they look a little saggy in the butt.

one pair I got off Revolve when they still carried them and the other from a friend

Alice I salute you. But you have to consider you don't have it that bad. There are people here who wear jeans with that same fit.

But they have penises.

Still, god bless you.

I can barely fit a quarter in my pocket, I can't imagine how a guy could fit a penis in a fit that tight :eek:

^great fit! Those look really good

How'd you get a hole in the thigh?

I don't know why, I just want one really bad right now

I LOVE the color of those doors. They seem to enhance your outfit too...

Another thing that works for hiccups - get a glass of water, put a paper towel over the top of it (or napkin, whatever) and drink the water through the paper towel. Sounds really bizarre, but it actually works.

^thanks! I have some fading going on, but not a whole lot. Barely shows up on camera lol.

These are 100% cotton, so they really have no give whatsoever. It is pretty harsh, but I really like them so I just persevere. I'm definitely used to having some stretch in my jeans, so it took some time adjusting to the different feel.

waiting for stuff in the mail only to find that it's too small, and of course the size you need is now sold out.