AliceGlass

I've got a similar story - an old roommate had this friend (and I use that term loosely) who we all found rather annoying. We always talked shit about him behind his back. I don't even know why said roommate hung out with the guy but that's beside the point.

Anyway, one day he was expected to come over, so we were talking mad shit. Ok, mostly I was talking mad shit, but my roommate and bf at the time were chiming in as well.

Unbeknownst to us, he had come in through the back door without any of us hearing and after a break in the shit talking soiree, he comes strolling into the room and we all kind of froze.

Majorly awkward! Who knows how long he might've been standing there.

Then of course later on we all talked shit about who the fuck just walks into people's houses all quiet like that, lol. And through the back door! WTF.

^I love these waxy things!

^preferably cherry flavor. or raspberry.

People at my work who have outlook set so that they request read receipts with every fucking email they send. I will deny that shit every time.

I like your top.

what do the bugles have to do with anything

those snacks are only good till about 2 handfuls in

his fingers are bugle-esque shaped lulz

you mean these?

so you're a dude with nicer handwriting than most guys? am I right?

isn't it odd how most of the time, when something is handwritten, it is easily discernable whether the author was male or female?

intodeep - I don't really have any sandals that would go better; I didn't think black gladiators would work, so I opted for the boots. And I didn't actually wear the dress out, I realized it's definitely too sheer without something under it (or over it).

I appreciate the constructive advice. You look gorgeous btw!

^thanks

^anyone in the sucide thread might be a willing participant

branespload - yeah you have some seriously girly hands, man. You better get to strangling...

Arcane - I see a slight resemblence, but my fingers are much less bugle-esque

I suppose old lady hands are better than man hands, but it's not like I have age spots or some shit like that!

let's see em

^LOL

still manly?

nah, I'm not that brave! but the ones I was wearing were similar to hers except mine had some lace.

ok then. lulz

trust me, if you saw them, you wouldn't be thinking they were granny panties

and wtf, why you all think I have man hands? sure, my veins stick out but I can't really help that...

I hope it's keagan/a guy. I don't really think the fit is good but i was bored and felt like giving someone long creepy rep. I dunno, seemed like it'd be a fun thing to do.

sorry to disappoint, I'm not a guy. Thanks for the pos rep tho. Your long creepy rep was quite amusing. Cheers

that's all I had for footwear that remotely went with the outfit. I'll be on the hunt for another pair of boots this fall.

paper cuts! bahhhhh!

I still remember the first home phone number I ever had as a child. I don't know why I just thought about it, but the number just popped into my head.

When you're totally thinking you're about to get laid only.....he can't get it up. Then waking up the next morning and grabbing a coffee and he steps in dog shit and comments on his recent string of bad luck....oh yeah, then later on passing by a Pfizer building. I shit you not.

thierry mugler - angel