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Really hope this happens, lht sams would be amazing, and mid 2010 coincides with when I was planning to get a new pair of jeans anyways.

Hidden arcs would make me hard

I just got a letter in the mail telling me I have jury duty at 8am sometime in February.....shits so lame, I better get an interesting case(If I get selected).

would do depending on the cut

Alright thanks guys

sorry for the shitty picture, got these mij 19cms for $65 today at a consignment store, and wanted to see if anybody can identify them.

They are black fading to gray

Last friday I blacked out, and when I finally realized what was going on, I was alone, 4 miles from the party I had been at, walking on the side of mass pike(which I had to have walked across at some point during my blackout) basically trailblazing through some bushes that were next to a fence. When the cab driver finally found me it was 6am, I was drunk as shit, covered in dirt and blood, and bleeding from my arms(due to bushes) and forehead(from climbing fence to get off of mass pike and falling off of it at the top). He asked me "what happened to you?" while laughing, and its one of the first times in my life that I have been completely speechless. I just got in the car and shook my head.

Apparently, I went to go get hotdogs and never came back. What happened for the next 3 hours and 4 miles I will likely never know.

finally got around to downloading this

Listening to Hootie and the Blowfish right now, Darius Rucker's voice could narrate my life and I would be ok with that

Went to the bathroom today and had to laugh

Are YOU prepared for the bathroom revolution? I know I am.

....You know you're supposed to cycle creatine right....?

I AM SO CONFUSED, and mildly entertained.

"Bargain conscious American capitalist is always on the lookout for small enclosure filled with easily flustered flightless birds. "Whoa Nelly!" Local farmer's chicken coop is a free & fun source of calories for hungry businessman.

Today after all night bathhouse romp with friends & coworkers, lust for tasty uncooked egg overwhelms fear of angry local farmer. I know that good value comes from speedy exit with well bred fowl! Farmer's coop is well protected from fox and dog, but limber and aggressive human can easily jump over small fence. Inside coop, many birds become irritated due to noisy intrusion.

Big mistake! First rule of chicken coop value is "dress for success". Jumping into chicken coop naked causes messy bird excretions to become caked into body hair. Not to mention naked man less credible when authorities inevitably become in involved in mass chicken destruction.

They say "perseverance is the spirit of small bird robbery" and this is very true when bird noise attracts attention from muscle bound ranch hands. I carefully slide into chicken enclosure and conceal myself behind wall of panicked fowl for many hours. Although odor from bulk birds in tight space is overpowering, eggs are plentiful and dark chicken hole is well deserved "R&R" from the hustle and bustle of corporate America.

Lucky for me, I have been in this situation countless times before. A small plastic sack is ideal for holding of many eggs, and portable sudoku game passes the time while birds become accustomed to man inside their house.

Before daylight I smash through chicken house with largest birds under arms and mouth filled with egg. This tasty treat is guilt-free, since chicken products are low in fat and provide energy for a productive day in the office.

Overall, I give night in bird coop an 8 out of 10. Although bird egg is tasty value, now local population is enraged at disturbance of farms and many feathers are jammed into my skin.

I recommend chicken egg with great vigor!"

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Trex has a slight beer belly.

I think that makes it better

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Left side of picture

Du in black is tickling du in white

Thats got to be really aggravating, there is a guy with a gun for crying out loud!

Not the time for tickle wars.

wander around the country until i bump into something or someone of interest, no retouches allowed, evo of nails journey

Somehow this reminded me of

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dont even know why, its the first thing that popped into my head

next year

Then I plan on signing up for every class ever, so no underclassmen can take them.

It will be the best/most poorly planned out revenge ever

Registering for classes is so frustrating. God damned upperclassman taking the classes I need

Never gets old, only better

Ugh in the ER w my sisinlaw, she has swine flu. I had to drive here in her car...I've normally been keeping my distance, but my chances of getting swine flu have now increased.

I woke up today with a 103 fever and a slight cough, swine flue sucks

multiplier effect is a good one, and its relevance (or in this case irrelevance due to buying debt) to the bailout would give you a little extra to talk about/ kill a few minutes at the end with related and current event material.

good thing Im going laundry at 450 in the morning

^Yeah, it snowed like 5 days ago, and now its back in the 60's wtf

http://www.shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com/

Anybody not seen this yet? God I love the internet, its so catchy.

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