Blicero

Quiet day at work, so I decided to screw around with Yahoo people search:

A Hitler

E 2ND ST

BROOKLYN, NY 11218

Marge Simpson

LOS RINCONES

KENAI, AK 99635

Hamm Burger

US HIGHWAY 27 S

FORT WAYNE, IN 46816

Fanny Corny

LEXINGTON

SAN JOSE, CA 95117

Y Sufu

HERTFORD PL

ROWLAND HEIGHTS, CA 91748

Rod Knockers

DOLPHIN DRIVE

FARMINGDALE, NY 11735

Mike Hunt

N COAST HWY 101

ENCINITAS, CA 92024

I got a Rag and Bone messenger bag that I really love for like $170. Waxed cotton with a cool leather strap.

I tried googling it but nothing comes up.

I got it at Odin on 11th street in NYC; the Lafayette street one didn't carry it. Not sure why it's so hard to find. The salesgirl told me all the people who work there snapped them up immediately.

Years ago one christmas break, I worked at Dominos making pizzas and taking orders over the phone.

Anytime someone ordered a Hawaiian pizza (ham and pineapple) I would try to talk them out of it, cause the combo disgusted me so much.

shower?

1234

Terrible grip.

My parents are staying in my apartment for a few days, so I haven't been able to even furtively fap since Monday.

I'm getting all weird and jittery.

A few years back you could bribe the guards at Tikal in Guatemala - this huge Mayan city and temple complex - and they'd let you spend the night in there.

That would be some freaky shit.

Not to mention that there's tons of hallucinogenic mushrooms down there...

take your poli-sci shit to styleforum. let's get back to important shit.

Sorry, sorry. How did your interview for the WWE color commentator job go?

Homosexuality has existed across time, and across cultures (that's diachronically and synchronically) - and in relatively stable proportions. That argues pretty strenuously for a biological link.

On the womb-hormone hypothesis, it's been theorized that more homosexuals are born during stressful conditions - apparently there was a larger-than-usual population of homosexuals born in Germany right after WW2.

And Jayrock, on another angle, how does bombing defenseless countries fit into your non-relativistic moral schema?

I have this strange fear of being sent back in time, and then when it becomes known that I'm from the future, I'm summoned to the King to give him my knowledge.

But I'm unable to explain the most basic facts about chemistry, physics, biology, electricity, internal combustion machines or history, so I'm put to death.

Not sure if you're interested, but the Kunsthistorisches Museum is one of the best I've been to.

Awesome stuff, great Egyptian collection, great Breugel paintings.

I feel compelled to apologize when I make a lame purchase, such as just getting dental floss or a box of q-tips.

Usually the cashier appreciates the acknowledgement that the transaction was beyond mundane.

i just got the worst fuckin haircut, i can ever remember getting. thing is that i got to my regular spot, and a girl id never seen before asked if i was ready and i said sure instead of waiting for one of the regulars. its so hot that i kinda just zoned out, so i may have nodded yes at some point while she was cutting i dont remember. so now i got this weird asymentrical bert from sesame street thing going. im glad my hair grows quick but these next 3 weeks are gonna be interesting.

I once got a haircut from some Russian who had to have been here as an illegal and was pretending to be a haircutter. I got home and looked in the mirror and was shocked. We're talking basically bald patches.

I went back into the shop and he was nowhere to be found. The owner was like "I can fix it, I swear."

I said "Gimme my fucken money back. Now."

They gave me my money back.

A little somet info from me...

I suck balls at remembering model numbers, but basically, I have the black regular fit ones and the grey slim fit ones.

I'm 6'3'', 195, my waist is 34.

The greys came in xl, l, s etc sizing; I got the XLs and they fit fuckin awesome. No good camera so no pics. I'll post when I get a camera.

The blacks I got in 33. They fit really well too, but the legs below the knees are slightly wide for my liking. I'm having them tailored.

I was just in BiG today, and it looks like Somet is now making the regular fits with a more tapered leg. These should be awesome if sized down one.

Upshot: I really dig somets. They fit me particularly well for whatever reason. The low rise takes a little adjusting to, but not a big deal.

jmatsu-san,

In one post you disparaged Beck.

May I enquire as to why?

I realize he's mainstream and a Scientologist, but Mellow Gold and Odelay are pretty much masterpieces. Sea Change is a great album and the newest albums have their moments. I confess I don't like his funk attempts.

The guy is one of the best lyricists I've heard.

Nightmare Hippie Girl

She took me off my guard with disappointment

I got sucked inside of her apartment

She's got dried-up flowers, flaky skin

A beaded necklace and a bottle of gin

She's a nightmare Hippy girl

With her skinny fingers fondling' my world

She's a whimsical, tragical beauty

Self-conscious and a little bit moody

It's a new age letdown in my face

She's so spaced out and there ain't no space

She's got marijuana on the bathroom tile

I'm caught in a vortex

She's changing' my style

She's a nightmare Hippy girl

With her skinny fingers fondling' my world

She's a whimsical, tragical beauty

Uptight and a little bit snooty

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

She's a magical, sparkling' tease

She's a rainbow choking' the breeze

Yo, she's busting' out onto the scene

With nightmare bogus poetry

She's a melted avocado on the shelf

She's the science of herself

She's spazzing out on a cosmic level

And she's meditating with the devil

She's cooking salad for breakfast

She's got tofu the size of Texas

She's a witness to her own glory

She's a never-ending story

She's a frolicking depression

She's a self-inflicted obsession

She's got a thousand lonely husbands

She's playing' footsie in another dimension

She's a goddess milking her time

For all that it's worth

Respecfully,

Perplexed in New York (PINY)

JungleJane,

I am dating a really cute, funny cool lady.

But she isn't my physical type at all. I am attracted to her but it's not that crazy-ass lustful attraction I'm used to and like.

What do I do?

Yours in Christ,

Blicero

Boobs v moobs: court ruling sparks censorship debate

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/afp/20080516/tuk-lifestyle-britain-court-media-sex-a7ad41d.html

LONDON (AFP) - A court ruling that it is legal to ogle a man's chest but not a woman's breasts triggered a lively online debate about censorship on Friday.

The case emerged after a court last year found Kevin Bassett, 44, guilty under the 2003 Sexual Offences Act after he secretly filmed a man in his swimming trunks at a swimming pool.

But lawyers for the care home worker argued that the man's chest did not constitute "private parts" under the act, which referred only to women's breasts in such terms.

This was the case even if the man in question was obese, and had "man breasts" or "moobs," they said, cited by The Daily Telegraph newspaper.

I want history to remember me as 'Bulgaroctonos.'

Slayer of Bulgars.

I bought my dad a PS3 for his 70th birthday, mostly for the blu ray player.

He started playing this WW2 flight simulator game, and now I want to convince him to get GTA 4.

He'd have to be among the only 10 people over 70 playing that game across America.

Yeah, I'm pale. It's bad. It's my upper arm, btw.

And it's a little cliche, the sun thing, but I've been always interested in Aztec-Mayan culture. I found the image in a book on Aztecs; it's a stone carving of the sun.

I considered getting a Mayan hieroglyph but they're a little cartoony-looking, so I decided against it.

I'm pretty happy with it overall.

Anyone know the name of that really high-end vintage store in San Francisco? They always carried a ton of cool used sunglasses...

I realize there may be more than one, but this one seemed pretty well known. i can't remember where it was but I'll recognize the name.

I hate the whole receipt thing. It's a TWIX BAR. wtf am I supposed to do with the receipt for a Twix bar.

Worse when you get a dollar bill back, the receipt, then the change back. I wanna just whip it all in the cashier's face.

6'3", 195.

Back in the Reagan years, this was an ideal height/weight. As an adult I got the broad shoulders and muscle mass thatmade for a suitable cold warrior back then.

Now it's uncool as shitsky to have a build like this.

I don't know if the person's an idiot...

I often thought it would be a really neat idea to get a pictoral representation of all the internet phenoms and urban legends tattooed on your body. Just something that is kinda interesting and tells a story of society during your lifetime. Imagine...you'd be like a walking Time Capsule.

Dude I heard someone totally fuckin did that.

objectively pretty attractive?

what are you trying to tell us?

because subjectively, she is not pretty enough for you to remain uninterested in lookers at the cafe

My gf is 5'10", Russian, and model-y looking. I'm not e-bragging, just setting the scene.

But i've always been much more attracted to mixed race women, with at least some Asian/Latina/Middle Eastern in them.

This girl at the coffee shop was fucking model beautiful, but jet black hair, dark eyes, big red lips. Like, as if my perfect type had walked out of my head and into the store.

I'm conflicted, deeply. I have a feeling I can see this girl again at the coffee shop; she seems like a regular.

Ugh.