cinderella

girl, you need a sandwich

oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the shoooessssss

^ when are we going to A next?

Fuck. Choked at beer pong in the big tourney lights again. Now kinda drunk and have to write a paper. This is going to be a work of art, i can feel it

drunk papers are always the best papers

^gotta brine that shit or its dry as fuck

this is THE secret to a nice turkey

I want onnnnneeee

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=QwRISkyV_B8

I was thinking about some other hor d'oeuvres that kopp Box, and I remembered - Pecorino with pears, squeeze some lemon on top and add a dash of pepper. Instant clothing removal. Add a bottle of wine and you are guaranteed a happy ending.

I am imagining you serving that right now, on fancy white plates that are square with the lemon all artistically drizzled around the salad, except you are in a shitty, tiny dorm room and the girl is sitting on the edge of your bed. TRU ROMANCE

I'm not dolly

It's a SPECIAL waffle maker, just looking at it is making me crazy. I WANT ONE

I just want to be covered by some sort of warranty, because I've had many an ipod in my day and they can be assholes to deal with.

If this dude has a rogers receipt and the phone breaks, do I go to rogers or do I deal with apple instead? Does it come with an actual warranty of some sort? :/ I am just v. suspicious of craigslist, haha

hi y'all

probably the stupidest question ever, but I need help plz. I don't want my cellphone any more, and I want an iphone. I put up a post on craigslist to see if anyone would be interested in trading with me, and someone has responded.

If the phone is in seemingly good working order when I trade it, can I get ripped off here? I would be keeping my own sim card/plan, just switching the phone. The offered phone is unlocked, and I srsly have no idea what that means but I assume it wouldnt make a difference about me using it with my rogers SIM.

I'm trying to make sure I don't get scammed here, but aside from giving me some POS that doesn't work, I don't know how else I could get ripped off. Am I missing something here? I have asked them if they have a receipt/warranty info for their phone in case I need to ever get it fixed.

Make her waffles using this:

http://www.williams-sonoma.com/products/sku7648751/index.cfm?pkey=cwaffle-bread-makers

Instant girlfriend

...you had the heart attack, or someone else did?

If you did I think you have a pretty decent excuse for an extension haha

I am planning my current paper-writing schedule around a sample sale.

I am also sitting in the library giggling at the titles of these 18th c english crime pamphlets I'm studying:

"Relation of the most remarkable proceedings at the late assizes at Northampton Conteyning truely and fully, the tryals, confessions, and execution of a most mischievous vvitch, notorious high-way-man, barbarous murderess."

This title goes on for another paragraph.

i'm not going to be there saturday night dolly, so should nesk come with you he can have an actual bed to sleep in..

i can imagine what 'her' voice sounds like...

I would imagine something like this:

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=RQb2m6VJ-eo

is it possible to be a white girl in university and NOT be corny?

inquiring minds want to know

lol are Dolly and I really that interchangeable? We're sort of associated with each other I suppose..

Jeep: If I want to get into any of my classes I have to get up at 4am to do it, because the servers open at 8am and always crash, but they "secretly" open at some random-ass hour in the morning.

My faculty is also the last to register usually so all the best courses are taken

oh ok, that was easy.

see? NO CONCENTRATION!!!

If you bought your Sugar Cane jeans from Attic at 50% off and are emailing me to get them tapered you can eat a dick up till you hiccup.

For starters, don't taper your jeans...

If you're emailing me because you want to exchange them for a different size you're a complete moron and do not understand the way the world works.

I feel better now.

this is probably one of my favourite expressions.

CONFESSHUN: I read about how awesome abusing ADD meds is in Marie Claire and now I fucking want to try some. My concentration has gone out the window due to recent events in my life and I actually hate being up until 5am all the time writing because I simply CANNOT get any work done on essays until 9pm the night befpre they're due. This didn't matter when I was writing shitty papers that were 1500 words in first year but now I keep freaking out and handing in crap because I just have no time.

AUGH. I had/have vague ambitions about law school and a 79% average will not be getting me ANYWHERE.

oh godddd i am looking forward to getting a kitteh when I finally have my own place.

http://sugar-salt.blogspot.com/

thanks guys

hmm, seems that maxter has made this promise before!

btw, how's the paper going cinderella dahling?

I'm reading this, so not very well.

Im at the stage were I dont give a shit about my topic anymore.

OH GOD, the vent in my room blows air right into my face and the air smells strongly of shit at the moment.. it's actually making me gag. WHYYYY

its like a neverending fart

If I heard that on the radio I'd laugh so fucking hard

......

We can take a romantic whirl on the Staten Island Ferry afterwards... ooh la la.

AHEM.