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sawyer

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  1. suckdick is shorter than me. has smaller shoe size, smaller waist. same chest size.

    mass is shorter than me. has smaller shoe size, smaller waist. larger chest size.

    lib is shorter than me. has similar shoe size, smaller waist. larger chest size.

    the fact that i know this shit makes me very depressed right now

    but thats how you know where to pump your loose cracks, dig?

    you know i'm going to pm kerni about my old vans vault perfs before i put em up on the supermarket

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  2. if you haven't seen them already, i'd say these movies are worth your time:

    • afro cinema
      • killer of sheep

      • superfly

      • chameleon street

      [*]amerindian cinema

      • the business of fancydancing

      • smoke signals

      • atanarjuat / "the fast runner"

      • skins

      [*]cinema latino

      • cielo dividido / "broken sky"
      • cidade de deus / "city of god"

      [*]boat/ship related

      • around cape horn
      • captain ron
      • wackiest ship in the army
      • master and commander

    i tried to avoid the most obvious suggestions, not all these movies are the most critically acclaimed, but some are great cult flicks for drinking games (wackiest ship) and others have striking cinematography and voice (broken sky)

  3. whyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    als o i'm really confused right now.

    wait what

    mass is asian and canadian

    i am injun and overworked

    lib is new yorker and likes nn tanks

    also, suckdick... don't you all have roughly the same measurements?

    lib is white?

  4. those are nice socks... and is that a stuffed badger up on that shelf?

    oh man, tangerinebuyingsocks.jpg is right up there with chrispassedoutonkitchenfloorwithmspaintdickjizzingonhim.jpg

  5. the bitchassness is spreading on this forum, y'all need to get some real drama in your life to put shit in perspective like your father in prison or watching your co-worker burn her hands off on a line

    living by yourself ain't shit anymore

    • ask to talk to the manager
      • tell him/her how dedicated you are to your hundred dollar pants
      • bring a signed statement from a lawyer
      • threaten legal action and take them to court for $110-$150
      • ask him/her to compensate for your lost beer as well
      • also: ask to have the waitress fired

      [*]leave your beer soaked jeans and underwear in the kitchen

      [*]tell them people on the internet are mad and will no longer give them business

      • a lot of internet people
      • say things like "crowdsource" and "web 2.0"
      • hopefully they will be scared into submission

      [*]write in your blog about how mad you are

      • type so hard you break your macbook air

      [*]burn jeans, they are ruined forever

      [*]cope with your crippling loss of $110-$150 lucky brand jeans

      [*]lucky brand jeans have "lucky you" inside the fly

      • this is important

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