jordanelias

i never wanted a roomie in college... i only had one twice the whole time, and it was the same dude, i did not mind him until he broke my bed while fucking in it when i was home for the weekend.

i hate fucking roommates, cause of that i have barely spoken to him since, or at all.

i bet that motherfucker doesn't even know how circumspection works

WHO ARE YOU

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: sufu? jawnz are down this year?

Stranger: shyea

Stranger: jawnz man not the way they be used to

You: what jawnz do you most like to kop?

You: BLAST

You: you don't know rick owens do ya

Stranger: blast you aint got jawns?

You: i got me some jawnz

You: need to sell some jawnz to kop more jawnz though

You: its jawn-selling season

You: need me some margiela

You: dig?

Stranger: yea foo jawnz is the business right now

You: man

Stranger: you hustlin like husalah?

You: jawnz ALWAYS the business

You: naw man

You: im too lazy for hustlin

Stranger: how you sellin jawnz then

You: always 'need to'

You: never get round to it usually

Stranger: what you let those jawnz just pile up

You: sadly man

You: yeah.

Stranger: nah thats not the way for no jawnz

You: I KNOW

You: got some helmut to sell

You: some johann

Stranger: man johann?

You: can't believe i have something by b.son

You: all gotta go

You: johann, the fancy j. lindeberg stuff

Stranger: wholesale that shit to some messicans

You: should hustle it to fashion forums

You: can probably get $80 or more per item

Stranger: nah those peeps dont be known bout jawnz

You: how you hustle?

You: waaaa

You: those peeps know all bout jawnz

Stranger: nah they say they do but they is fakes

You: they jawn jawnz

You: nah way

You: freal? how you know

Stranger: man some inside shit ya know

You: naw man

You: not yet

Stranger: got a jawnzer he be knowin

Stranger: trust man

You: shiiiiiiiii

You: but messicans?

Stranger: messicans eat it up

You: they be two borders away!

You: how i get to messicans

You: unless we talk amerimessicans?

Stranger: nah messicans dont go to em, they come to you

Stranger: say you got some passports and jawnz em

You: what is the best place to attract messicans

Stranger: any just say you got work

You: so how do i sell jawnz then if they need be workin

Stranger: shiiii

Stranger: didn't think about that

You: yeah man

Stranger: fuck

Stranger: i lost my game

You: we figure this jawnz bizzy out

You: market jawnz to beezies

You: beezies buy for their boys

Stranger: yea yea that shit goes around in a loop

You: yeah man

Stranger: like a never ending cycle

You: like a slinky on an escalator

You: always a revolution

Stranger: there you go makes hella cents

You: revolutionary

You: my game aint bout cents

You: thatmakes no sense

Stranger: oh man

You: sall about dimes and dollas

You: factors of ten are the best

Stranger: yea there you go

Stranger: stack that shit up

You: plan to

Stranger: what you gonna do tho

You: be all exponentsin n shit

Stranger: with it

You: iunno man

Stranger: more jawnz

You: i think if i stack that shit up

You: yeah man

You: more jawnz

You: u like jawnz?

Stranger: jawnz yea man all kinds

Stranger: except the hella colorful ones

Stranger: you like colorful jawnz

You: man

You: i did

You: then i didnt at all

Stranger: aw man

You: now i am getting some plain colorful jawnz

You: like red jawnz for the bottom

You: but only like a white jawn on top

You: simple jawnzin

Stranger: oh yea fa sho

Stranger: black and white tho is good

You: grey top notch

Stranger: greys like the baby of black and white so its alrite

You: maybe a neckjawnz with burgundy/gold a bit. set

You: mediates and meditates the two

You: grey is top jawn shit

Stranger: yeah? is that wat them beezies be after these days

You: think so

You: i be wearing some geller jawnz and looks mad fine

Stranger: keep yo hustle on man, about to roll a purple spliff

Stranger: c ya cuz

You: sufu? jawnz are down this year?

Stranger: i no rite

You: that's what she said!!

Stranger: i no rite

You: there are 2887 users online including me

Stranger: wanna cyber?

You: like

You: cybertalk

You: or cyberfight

Stranger: cybersex

Stranger:

You: or cyber-cybersex?

You: like

You: "i am at my keyboard in clothes. i type that i am naked and shift in my seat"

Stranger: or

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Redundancy is allowed when tired and stressed!

March 27th was my birthday. I celebrated by writing a paper until 1:50 AM in the morning on campus in the Students' Union Building. When I left, I surveyed the population of the most popular building on campus, the only 24 hour building on campus: me, a night janitor, and another night janitor.

^what the fuck is this?

he'd breeze by you without a second thought

black plims....i have black zig zags. everything else checks out but I do not have a plaid and grey pea coat. also, never been to opening ceremony, and checked out apc once but I was the only one in the store at like 11.

doppelganger?

I might have seen Fookums around union square but I'm not sure. Darkanimal came up on my facebook news feed tagged as The Dark Knight. Apparently some friends of friends hung out with him?

Not a plaid and grey pea coat, but a plaid shirt and a grey pea coat. He'd probably have just said a grey plaid pea coat if he meant otherwise.

I got to literally throw a guy out of a party tonight. I grabbed his legs, my friend grabbed his arms, we went out the door and tossed him.

Good times.

did you see her undergarments?

your stories injure me. it's like watching an awkward scene in the office...but it's real.

oh, wait.

reading xenox's posts is superawkward

im wearing shit.... shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You wouldn't even be able to tell they're Vans without already knowing the labels he is wearing.

It's a fun shot, but I can't see anything about the outfit.

you're not understand what i'm saying about jmatsu is saying about what rajio is saying.

just wanted to say that.

is it because its not "next level" and that its nothing new and every article of clothing he has on has been rocked to death? it intrigues me please explain (10)

damn, there's a really great looking girl in my philosophy class, but past her looks, I dunno if there's much to her. I know she's on the soccer team and a year ahead of me and fit as all get out, but thats about it.

should be a good class other than that though.

choosing a host is all about image, skiniks.

Hopefully its warm enough for the next couple of months as well.

How's anal sex? It's great! if you want to try it, we can meet up and do it to each other

jeepster is saying that he feels you should be wearing yohji yamamoto

Kunk, I hate you due to overwhelming envy.

I stared at those boots for a week on aloharag.

I couldn't think of any until after I was prompted to think of racial slurs. I got to 'sand nigger' and ran out. Sorry Goat!

Xeno, compress all that into two or three sentences tops. The longer you go, the funnier you have to be (e.g. jmatsu).

the important thing to realise, xeno, is that this thread has syncopated grooves. sayword, le buttsecks, thankyou.