jordanelias

it is just exaggerated

always a bothered by redundant language concept

i'll have to merge together these concepts

scott.m since your pm box is full:

"'overexaderated'

it is 'over-exaggerated'

that managed to set off my language nazi radar"

^^

where does that 'd' come from. exaderated?

augh, phonetics

searched already for this topic, but didn't find what i was looking for.

my girl (six months dating) asked, "jordan, why did you break up with xyz anyway?" xyz is an ex-girlfriend, someone that i dated well over a year ago. my girl knows i have dated gils before her, and the only things she knows about sora is her name.

i responded, "we broke up because the balance wasn't right. if it's not right between people, it's no good. it doesn't matter now anyway, though; it's good that it happened otherwise i wouldn't be here right now with you"

"you broke up with her, right?"

"yeah, that's how it always happened before."

"so now i know what to expect."

"don't be saying that. hopefully that won't happen."

she smiled, kissed me, seemed happy with the response and we fucked later. but i want to know how to deal with that better next time. pretty sure a screw up occurred when i mentioned "that's how it always happened". advice?

I didn't wear a costume. I wore my regular clothes and carried around a roll of toilet paper.

I was a party pooper.

who the fuck is david d?

edit: i just googled "david d". apparently it is david deangelo of doubleyourdating.com

I'm dating a girl I met at a clothing store. She helped me out slightly when I was browsing (checked to see if they had a size in stock), but that was it. When I said I was ready to pay, we went to the counter and I asked "Exciting day?"

The question's gold. Opens up conversation, you can tease about what they did/didn't do, make a joke about what you're doing. Find out if they're working while in school or not, etc, just a casual "so why are you working here" story. Talk while you're swiping your credit card about whatever subject popped up. End with something like take it easy, start to leave, turn around and ask "Hey, do you want to go to a drink some time?" and give them your phone.

This has worked on numerous occasions. Takes two minutes, tops.

I enjoyed how Aminat was in the bottom two three times in a row.

It's almost like she's a favourite of Tyra!

scandal etc

but the question remains: what the fuck are they

http://www.topmodelgossip.com/antm-interview-london-levi/

It'd be awesome if London had Teyona's skills.

i was hoping that of the bottom two, the other would go home. i knew that would never happen, but the girl sent home was easily my favourite. she just needed a bit more guidance; she was the prettiest person there

chantheman

i prefer to say "chant heman" instead of "chan the man". by the power of grey skull!

I could care more or less about this discussion

I have a nasty habit of not caring about girls that I meet, so I don't bother to stick around and hit on them. Only afterwards do I think to myself that they were hot and I should have stuck around.

what i have learned from this competition is that i want to know someone who looks like london

fo to win it

...did you at least to talk to her?

You know you've stumbled upon a good nickname when it feels natural and the receiving party accepts it wholeheartedly, without question, without doubt.

I now call a friend of mine "Little Bear" and she calls me "Nephew".

fo & london are the best looking girls there.

allison is niche and i like her a lot

Impossible To Read

Stranger: Show me your moves!

You: FALCON PAWNCH!!!!!FALCON PAWNCH!!!!!

Stranger: YES!!

You: YES!!!

You: ...graham?

Stranger: mark?

You: jordan

Stranger: jordan?

Stranger: hahahahhaha

You: YES

You: YES

You: hahahahahahaha

Stranger: Fucking awesome

Stranger: 3257 users

You: totally

Stranger: i was suprised by the insta timing

You: agreed

Stranger: man, that is totaly win

You: absolutely

I have trouble watching this show because Celia gives me a negative physical reaction. Hope she gets booted out in episode 6.

yeah, that's his name. benny ninja looks weird as hell.

^

not true. her facial structure is just wrong. celia belongs in jet boy, jet girl

http://www.ninjavideo.net/video/20467

funny episode

what the hell is that guy in the black cap who teaches them to pose? creepy ass looking motherfucker

celia is hideous