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had to try something phallic.. =\

I always liked the name Isaac, so maybe that.

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2008/11/03/Teens_Fantastic_new_name_Super_long/UPI-90361225751268/

This guy's heading in the right direction though

standard dead baby joke first

what's the difference between a mercedes and a pile of dead babies?

i don't have a mercedes in my garage

<Croc> Okay well I got this new girl home

<Croc> One thing led to another and you know

<Croc> well in the awkward moment after sex

<Croc> but before anything else happened yet

<Croc> I had the strangest impulse

<Croc> I took some left over cum and smothered it on her forehead and said "Simba..."

qft

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used to work at a beard papa and made the custard. good stuff, but after seeing the ingredients, i think once a year is enough for my puff cravings.

currently playing megaman 9 and rock band 2, but i'm waiting for these (gasp@nopokemon)

10/27- LittleBigPlanet

11/11- Mirror's Edge

11/13- WotLK

December? - SF2 HDRemix

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simpboi, i need help on lil wayne (weezy) concept.

which way do i throw my $$?

megaman 2 is so hard

megaman 9 = tearing off your balls with a q-tip

already at sjsu but applying to waseda university for study abroad program with yokohama national university as my secondary. free prawxeez for all if i get in! (plz don't quote me on that)

uhh. pichu.

i feel weird checking out highschool girls now that I'm in kawledge.

what's the cutoff? can freshman girls still be hot? sophomores? juniors? or am I only limited to seniors?

i usually just slap one o these on their forehead for safe measure

"It's not because things are difficult that we don't dare; it's because we don't dare that things are difficult."

I just had poptarts for the first time in 15 years

they are not very good

but it is lovely

dress up as flight 93 and get two of your friends to dress up as the twin towers

Turns out that all those expensive cold remedies could be a waste of time after a new study into nasal congestion has unearthed a rather unusual treatment for men; masturbating!

According to a paper in the Journal of Medical Hypotheses' date=' a man ejaculating could be "a potential treatment of nasal congestion in mature males."

"The emission phase of ejaculation is under the control of the sympathetic nervous system, which of course has lots of adrenergic receptors. The author reasons that ejaculation will stimulation adrenergic receptors in the refractory period immediately afterward, and stimulation of your adrenergic receptors will give you relief from your cold." [/quote']

Explains why I haven't had a stuffy nose for awhile.

Professor Gopinath from NYU? (not that I go there...>.>)

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been keeping watch on the se w902 since my history of phones has always been walkmans...

also thinking about importing a docomo or vodafone. anyone know how that works and if it's worth it?