BeerRun

Land of the free?

Whoever told you that is your enemy.

He wasn't bagged and thrown in gitmo without notice or attourney, jesus

I'm glad he got tazered, that kid fucking sucks and he asks stupid questions

BeerRun

and with capitals too, having a big nose is useful for something

i have always wanted to pull a high-level theft, like the guys in ocean's 11.

me too but good luck finding 10 people to do it with, they all try to call brad pitt and shit too

no one wants to be the old guy

Buy $260 worth of porn. Does best buy even sell porn?

I was at work and there was this giant fucking white spider and I have no idea what kind of spider it was. Anyways I was trying to be humane and trap it between two paper plates and throw it over this fence outside, but it kept falling out and wouldn't cooperate. So I finally got annoyed and dropped it on the ground between the two paper plates and stomped it. It's fucking guts squirted out the side and I almost threw up. I had never encountered a spider so big it had THAT much guts in it.

fuck spider karma, I've already been bitten twice and it almost killed me once. spiders can burn in hell

I hate when I see whole families that are fat.

Isn't it weird though when you see a fat family but one person is skinny?

meat grinder, why do you hate america?

did that story confuse the shit out of anyone else besides me?

actually im with you, I thought fake was just talking about fainting but she (he?) prefaced by talking about drinking so now i just dont know

chocolate chip cookie dough

mint chocolate chip

can't decide between strawberry and coffee

when your girlfriend goes to another country and you don't hear from her in a month and then she randomly emails you saying "hey sorry my reply is late but its not working out i think we should break up"

no shit we should break up i thought you were fucking dead

^^^^^ i have also woken up on some unknown person's couch before too

I don't get blackout drunk much but when I do I just turn into a rambling idiot. On my 21st birthday we were driving back from the bars (we had a DD dont worry) and we were all singing verses in rappers delight, and when my part came up it went something like BLAGHABGHALGHALHGAAAGG.

I also got really drunk and called this chick boobzilla once

Just one...

any rapper with the prefix lil' or young.

this combined with your avatar makes me think we need some more ol' prefixes out there...

hahahahahahahaha

lupe fiasco - superstardom feat. matthew santos

you and me both. here's a link for the uninformed http://www.lupefiasco.com/sneakpeek/index.php

^^^^ yes we do.

This thread improves my life in so many ways

for instance more boobs

I think it's a common Catholic necklace, popular with Filipinos.

well shoot im not catholic or filipino

soundbomber, whats the necklace? i like it